so.. i got bitched out by jake fogelnest.
for absolutely no reason. we met once. i went to his house and got xanax and ambien. he imed me yelling about how he's in love and for me to go fuck myself.. uh, okay jake. because you know. you were begging me to come over at 4am and youd pay for my cab fare back and forth and bribe me with drugs. uh huh. well, if you're curious as to 1) who jake fogelnest is, and 2) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?, then here:
jake fogelnest is the rodent like boy from mtv who had his show on for a month called "squirt tv." they pulled it off the air because he did heroin. he was featured for like, 10 seconds in 'wet hot american summer' as the kid who jerked off and filmed it. uh.. hes seen on vh1 for like 10 seconds on 'i love the 90s' and played a squirrel on conan o'brien. and uh.. yeah hes a dj on krock.. at 2am. his real name is benjamin jake fogelnest and he lives at 14* waverly place. he has an addiction to prescription pills and has a fetish for "child porn." (the star is to um.. save my ass. if you wanted to know where he lived youd go look at the 140s and look at the mailboxes.) he's told me he wants to get fucked in the ass with a dildo. he drops names like crazy and im pretty sure he's sexually attracted to jimmy fallon. he mentioned him like 100 times when i was with him.
anyway, here's the conversation.
cut for your safety.
JFOGELNEST: i'm in love. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
get my disease: HAHAHAHAHA okay?!
JFOGELNEST: You dumb fuck -- you WILL never get the chance to suck this dick.
get my disease: HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?
JFOGELNEST: I fell in LOVE and fuck you.
get my disease: dude.. i havent spoken to you. are you on crack?
get my disease: i dont give a shit if you're in love?
get my disease: tell someone who wants to know.. like uh.. your vh1 fanbase
JFOGELNEST: Your relationship turned to SHIT
get my disease: we're back together actually, but okay. thanks for assuming.
get my disease: are you okay? you should relax.
JFOGELNEST: It will turn to shit
get my disease: alright.
JFOGELNEST: You're terrible!
get my disease: probably.
JFOGELNEST: You're boring and lame!
get my disease: hahahaha then why the fuck do you keep iming me?
get my disease: and that kid was right. booker IS better than you. and hotter.
get my disease: you wish you knew bob dylan.
JFOGELNEST: Sweetheart, I met Bob Dylan when i was six years old.
get my disease: so then write about it in your diary along with everything else
get my disease: because i dont think you realize. i dont caaaaaare.
JFOGELNEST: Wait until the end of February and tune into K-Rock
JFOGELNEST: Booker's a good pal of mine by the way.
JFOGELNEST: I don't give a shit - I enjoy abusing you
get my disease: so is jimmy fallon. and horatio sanz. and whoever else you mention all the time.
get my disease: lol...
JFOGELNEST: You boring fake whore.
get my disease: abusing me?
get my disease: by making me laugh you're abusing me?
JFOGELNEST: My girlfriend says you're pathetic
get my disease: if you talk to your girlfriend about me you seriously have problems.
get my disease: we met once. chill out.
* at this point my internet connection died so i dont know what happened *
JFOGELNEST: Tell your friend it's not working
get my disease: uh, okay. why don't you tell her
JFOGELNEST: No, easier to just block her.
get my disease: so then do it and shut the fuck up?
JFOGELNEST: Anyway let her know that I've sold a new show to MTV that we'll be handing in the pilot for in June and that I'll be doing 10pm-2am on K-Rock with Paul Scheer for a week at the end of the month which is probably going to become a regular thing
get my disease: yeah, and um.. she would care.. only, she doesnt. so uh, no thanks
JFOGELNEST: And now I'm going to block you -- you're a sad little girl -- enjoy the rest of your non existent life.
get my disease: lol.
get my disease: okay fag.
get my disease: have a blast with handria
JFOGELNEST: Handria?
get my disease: ;-) i wont tell anyone. goodnight.
JFOGELNEST: What is Handria?
JFOGELNEST: ?
JFOGELNEST: oh well - NO idea what you're talking about, knowing you it's probably terribly uninteresting anyway.
get my disease: because you asked three times it has to be terribly uninteresting to you
JFOGELNEST: Here's how uninteresting you are - now that I've actually met someone that is totally fucking amazing (I was shocked myself), the need to keep little retarded faux-sluts like yourself on my buddy list for sad drunken late night moments is no longer needed. So you will be removed because you weren't quite attractive enough anyway and you have the personality of a garden slug.
JFOGELNEST: So goodbye worthless trash!
JFOGELNEST: My final words for you - take that metal shit out of your face
get my disease: LOL.
get my disease: jake honey..
JFOGELNEST: It's not distracting from the fact that you're just not that good looking
JFOGELNEST: And the rebellion against your parents is so painfully transparent and boring
JFOGELNEST: Goodnight, goodbye and get aids
get my disease: before you even begin to make lame attempts at insulting me. realize that you are a washed up hasbeen
get my disease: hahahahahahahahaha
get my disease: you were pulled off mtv for heroin use
get my disease: and you are.. well.. haha.. LAME
get my disease: goodnight fogelfag.
jake fogelnest is the rodent like boy from mtv who had his show on for a month called "squirt tv." they pulled it off the air because he did heroin. he was featured for like, 10 seconds in 'wet hot american summer' as the kid who jerked off and filmed it. uh.. hes seen on vh1 for like 10 seconds on 'i love the 90s' and played a squirrel on conan o'brien. and uh.. yeah hes a dj on krock.. at 2am. his real name is benjamin jake fogelnest and he lives at 14* waverly place. he has an addiction to prescription pills and has a fetish for "child porn." (the star is to um.. save my ass. if you wanted to know where he lived youd go look at the 140s and look at the mailboxes.) he's told me he wants to get fucked in the ass with a dildo. he drops names like crazy and im pretty sure he's sexually attracted to jimmy fallon. he mentioned him like 100 times when i was with him.
anyway, here's the conversation.
cut for your safety.
JFOGELNEST: i'm in love. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
get my disease: HAHAHAHAHA okay?!
JFOGELNEST: You dumb fuck -- you WILL never get the chance to suck this dick.
get my disease: HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?
JFOGELNEST: I fell in LOVE and fuck you.
get my disease: dude.. i havent spoken to you. are you on crack?
get my disease: i dont give a shit if you're in love?
get my disease: tell someone who wants to know.. like uh.. your vh1 fanbase
JFOGELNEST: Your relationship turned to SHIT
get my disease: we're back together actually, but okay. thanks for assuming.
get my disease: are you okay? you should relax.
JFOGELNEST: It will turn to shit
get my disease: alright.
JFOGELNEST: You're terrible!
get my disease: probably.
JFOGELNEST: You're boring and lame!
get my disease: hahahaha then why the fuck do you keep iming me?
get my disease: and that kid was right. booker IS better than you. and hotter.
get my disease: you wish you knew bob dylan.
JFOGELNEST: Sweetheart, I met Bob Dylan when i was six years old.
get my disease: so then write about it in your diary along with everything else
get my disease: because i dont think you realize. i dont caaaaaare.
JFOGELNEST: Wait until the end of February and tune into K-Rock
JFOGELNEST: Booker's a good pal of mine by the way.
JFOGELNEST: I don't give a shit - I enjoy abusing you
get my disease: so is jimmy fallon. and horatio sanz. and whoever else you mention all the time.
get my disease: lol...
JFOGELNEST: You boring fake whore.
get my disease: abusing me?
get my disease: by making me laugh you're abusing me?
JFOGELNEST: My girlfriend says you're pathetic
get my disease: if you talk to your girlfriend about me you seriously have problems.
get my disease: we met once. chill out.
* at this point my internet connection died so i dont know what happened *
JFOGELNEST: Tell your friend it's not working
get my disease: uh, okay. why don't you tell her
JFOGELNEST: No, easier to just block her.
get my disease: so then do it and shut the fuck up?
JFOGELNEST: Anyway let her know that I've sold a new show to MTV that we'll be handing in the pilot for in June and that I'll be doing 10pm-2am on K-Rock with Paul Scheer for a week at the end of the month which is probably going to become a regular thing
get my disease: yeah, and um.. she would care.. only, she doesnt. so uh, no thanks
JFOGELNEST: And now I'm going to block you -- you're a sad little girl -- enjoy the rest of your non existent life.
get my disease: lol.
get my disease: okay fag.
get my disease: have a blast with handria
JFOGELNEST: Handria?
get my disease: ;-) i wont tell anyone. goodnight.
JFOGELNEST: What is Handria?
JFOGELNEST: ?
JFOGELNEST: oh well - NO idea what you're talking about, knowing you it's probably terribly uninteresting anyway.
get my disease: because you asked three times it has to be terribly uninteresting to you
JFOGELNEST: Here's how uninteresting you are - now that I've actually met someone that is totally fucking amazing (I was shocked myself), the need to keep little retarded faux-sluts like yourself on my buddy list for sad drunken late night moments is no longer needed. So you will be removed because you weren't quite attractive enough anyway and you have the personality of a garden slug.
JFOGELNEST: So goodbye worthless trash!
JFOGELNEST: My final words for you - take that metal shit out of your face
get my disease: LOL.
get my disease: jake honey..
JFOGELNEST: It's not distracting from the fact that you're just not that good looking
JFOGELNEST: And the rebellion against your parents is so painfully transparent and boring
JFOGELNEST: Goodnight, goodbye and get aids
get my disease: before you even begin to make lame attempts at insulting me. realize that you are a washed up hasbeen
get my disease: hahahahahahahahaha
get my disease: you were pulled off mtv for heroin use
get my disease: and you are.. well.. haha.. LAME
get my disease: goodnight fogelfag.