Wow it's been a long time...
Here's a little update on my life. Currently it's "Help Week", so I'm up watching my pledges, making sure none of them sneak out. I love those kids. Fucking money! So let me run it down...
-This semester I was Membership Educator (Pledge Master) for ATO. A lot of responsibility. I loved it. Like being a teacher. These guys are great. No doubt in my mind that when I leave here, I can leave knowing they will be capable of running shit...
-Ran for Xi-Man, the Alpha Xi Delta sorority sweetheart. Didn't win, but got my name out there and met a lot of gorgeous ladies. Glad about that much. Gopher is quickly becoming a known name in the Greek community.
-Just won my chapter "Outstanding New Member Program" for ATO at UCF. Beat out all the other pledge programs in fraternities at UCF. Feels good knowing I've shaped and influenced the best of the best here. We got a big ass trophy and everything. I rock!
-Was elected as the new Vice-President of ATO. Feels pretty good. A lot of responsibility and stress, but I get my own room. Fucking sweet.
-Dated a couple girls. 1st one didn't work out too well. Got commitment issues. Oh well. 2nd one turned out to be a giant whore bag and went on to hook up with 7 different brothers of mine in a 9 week period. Skank. I'll say this much though, she def. knew what she was doing, which makes me wonder just what number I was...
Well, that's all for now bitches. Yes, I am this bored.
-This semester I was Membership Educator (Pledge Master) for ATO. A lot of responsibility. I loved it. Like being a teacher. These guys are great. No doubt in my mind that when I leave here, I can leave knowing they will be capable of running shit...
-Ran for Xi-Man, the Alpha Xi Delta sorority sweetheart. Didn't win, but got my name out there and met a lot of gorgeous ladies. Glad about that much. Gopher is quickly becoming a known name in the Greek community.
-Just won my chapter "Outstanding New Member Program" for ATO at UCF. Beat out all the other pledge programs in fraternities at UCF. Feels good knowing I've shaped and influenced the best of the best here. We got a big ass trophy and everything. I rock!
-Was elected as the new Vice-President of ATO. Feels pretty good. A lot of responsibility and stress, but I get my own room. Fucking sweet.
-Dated a couple girls. 1st one didn't work out too well. Got commitment issues. Oh well. 2nd one turned out to be a giant whore bag and went on to hook up with 7 different brothers of mine in a 9 week period. Skank. I'll say this much though, she def. knew what she was doing, which makes me wonder just what number I was...
Well, that's all for now bitches. Yes, I am this bored.