dis shit here be how fuckin bored i'z become

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Shiiiiit. straight up nigga seriously dis here be how fucking boring dis here town be. jack shizzle ta dizzle. granted there be somethin goin' on at Reed's cabin dat I'z heard bout, but shiznit, wasn't really in da mood since I'z havin' ta put muh cat ta rest today. matter of factly ain't been in da mood ta do much of nothin. found dis here shiiiiiit SlickPimp site though. tomorrow I be headed out ta UCF fo da day fo a little chillage at da ATO crib. shit'll be fun. other than dat, dat' just wack plans. someone call muh or something.

haha. fuckin gay. gotta love the English to Ebonics translator.

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