Guilty In-Game Pleasure of the Day.

May 14, 2009 02:30

Since WoW is my life, sad to say it. Why not give you a glimpse of what it is I do in the game, Albeit mundane or just plain retarded.

Guilty Pleasure #1: Piccolo of the Flaming Fire

No toon should go without this easily obtained trinket. (Hell, it was even easily obtained at level 60)

It's annoying and it makes people dance, whilst playing a harp chord continuously. (Even though it CLEARLY states it's a flute, wtf)

My favorite thing to do with it is when the big, bad raider people are standing in Dalaran. You know, the ones that think they are better than you and your heroic epics. The epics that you've probably worked hard for and endured the most retarded pugs in the game to get.

Anywho, they're all alone, right...afk...standing there with their dangly helms and shiny orby shoulders, and then WHAM! Dancing! It's like imagining your boss in their underwear. Or Henry Winkler putting baby heads on everyone. It totally emasculates them, or at least to me it does. Nothing says cuddley like a big dancey tauren!

People, it's 2:55 AM and you're expecting to read something fulfilling?  Pfffft.

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