My math teacher is your math teacher's feudal lord.
I've decided that my math teacher is officially the coolest person to have in class. He makes math no different from sitting around with a bunch of guys being vulgar anywhere outside of school. Here are some things he's said to students, all joking, of course:
"I don't give a rat's ass about your freedom, or your needs."
"Alright Alex, kiss my ass."
Student - "You could just round down."
Mr. Orton - "I could also make you bleed."
Student - "I can't see that."
Mr. Orton - "Tough shit."
Student - *Something attempting to sound intelligent*
Mr. Orton - "You're still a retard."
And I'm fairly sure that, at some point during Pre-calc the other day, someone said this to him:
"You decay exponentially!" Which is the coolest.
Period.
"I don't give a rat's ass about your freedom, or your needs."
"Alright Alex, kiss my ass."
Student - "You could just round down."
Mr. Orton - "I could also make you bleed."
Student - "I can't see that."
Mr. Orton - "Tough shit."
Student - *Something attempting to sound intelligent*
Mr. Orton - "You're still a retard."
And I'm fairly sure that, at some point during Pre-calc the other day, someone said this to him:
"You decay exponentially!" Which is the coolest.
Period.