Horrible Bosses.
Horrible Bosses.
Part Six
Genre: Comedy, Romance, Drama
Pairings: Pairings: HanChul, KyuMin, EunHae, SiBum, YeWook, KangTeuk (switched Gender Female: Heechul, Sungmin, Donghae, Kibum, Ryeowook and Leeteuk)
DBSK: YunJae
Rating: PG (May change throughout other chapters)
Summary: When your boss is the CEO of a big enterprise company, when your boss is the boss of all bosses, when your boss is probably the hottest looking guy in the business world, when your boss is a notorious playboy, a sadistic pervert, and a useless alcoholic, what should you as his personal secretary do?
They are mean, they are sadistic, they are workaholics, they are useless and they come in the form of your boss, they will work you, play you, tease you and also make you cook for them.
5 CEOs, 5 Personal Assistants, One Project & Probably a hundred set of rules, how will they cope?
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It is a rare sunny Monday morning, the type where the sky was a perfect baby blue adorned with fluffy white clouds, the type most suitable for picnics, taking long walks in the parks, eating ice creams and in our case; Bungee jumping.
After the random meeting with Mr Jung on Saturday, Jaejoong, Mr Jung’s assistant had given them the location for their first mission, the first task came from a selection of minor companies who had requested that a ‘trust exercise’ should be done, after it is done a big grant of money will be donated to a Children’s charity, it was simple, one has to hurl themselves off a 200ft bridge…
‘Sungmin this is ridiculous’ Kyuhyun complains as he sees the height of the bridge.
Sungmin couldn’t help but giggle ‘are you scared?’
Kyuhyun splutters as he eyes up the bridge ‘no, of course not, pfttt… I have done worst things, I… are you questioning my courage?’
Sungmin stops giggling ‘no Mr Cho’
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Siwon was busily checking his phone as he waits for the other CEOs to arrive, ‘this is typical of those unreliable guys’ he complains. Kibum agrees with him.
‘You don’t have to get so bitchy so early in the morning’ Kyuhyun shouts over to him.
Siwon raises his eyebrows but doesn’t say anything. ‘You are not the only one with better things to do you know’ Kyuhyun mutters.
‘Indeed, he is right’ Kangin says, he and Leeteuk had arrived.
Kibum frowns ‘guys, lay off each other, we just need to get this over and done with, without biting each other’s heads off’
‘Easy for you to say, we would have finished this already if the other useless idiots were on time’ Kyuhyun shouts.
Leeteuk frowns; it wasn’t her fault that her boss thought it appropriate to buy a case of wine on the way here.
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‘Hey guys, sorry we are late, Mr Kim forgot to set his alarm on purpose’ Ryeowook says as she drags a sleepy Yesung out of the car.
Kangin groans ‘it’s about time, where’s the playboy, we are 20minutes behind schedule’
Mr Lee was the last CEO to arrive, late, mainly because he wasn’t used to having to wake up so early. He rubs his head trying to rid his hang over from last night ‘Urghh… the hell? This better be worthwhile, I am missing two dates and an erotic massage for it’
Donghae rolls her eyes.
‘Well maybe if you turned up on time, you wouldn’t have had to miss it’ Kangin fires back at him.
‘Hold on a minute, Kangin you were also late’ Kyuhyun says.
‘Yeah, by about 5minutes’
‘6 actually’ Siwon says looking at his watch.
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The group gathered in front of the bungee jumping instructor, there was a lot of pushing and shoving around from the CEOs. The diving instructor named ‘Ken’ raises his eyebrows, were they really South Korea’s top notch CEOs he was told about? They looked more childish and immature than anything else. ‘Alright guys, let’s make this quick, I am sure you all have better things to do, our guys here will strap you up with your girl and you both will jump at the count of 5…’
‘Woah, woah wait, girls?’ Leeteuk asks. ‘Are you saying that the assistants also has to jump?’
Ken nods, ‘yeah, that’s what I have been told by your project manager’
‘Wait, why didn’t I know this?’ Donghae asks as she quickly checks her notes.
Ken laughs ‘you weren’t told? I thought this was a trust exercise though’
Sungmin takes a step back ‘I can’t, I am afraid of heights’ Kyuhyun laughs evilly ‘who is scared one now?’
‘But, we are not in this, I mean we didn’t have a say’ Kibum reasons. The instructor shrugged ‘it isn’t my call’.
‘This is ridiculous’ Ryeowook whispers.
And so the instructor begins giving out bits of equipment.
The instructor helps Leeteuk to strap her safety belts in, she looks over at Kangin who was taking a not so discreet sip out of a dark bottle, no doubt it was alcohol. ‘Mr Kim, are you sober enough for this? Because if I am going to be throwing myself off a 200ft bridge with someone else attached to me, I’d much rather that someone be sober’
Kangin gives her a smile before shrugging, ‘I am always sober, don’t worry’. Somehow Leeteuk didn’t feel reassured.
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Ryeowook is fanning her boss with a piece of paper to cool him down, all the while she is looking over the bridge, Yesung notices this ‘don’t worry Susan, I have got this, just call me up when it’s our go to jump, I want to take a little nap.’ Ryeowook doesn’t even bother correcting him.
Siwon is still on his blackberry, his long fingers busily flitting off the tiny keys while people around him help him fix up the safety gears, it was only until it was time for him to be strapped against Kibum that he puts the phone away. He gives her a butterfly inducing grin as she is attached to him with various straps. His arms automatically come around her waist as he holds her close. ‘don’t worry it will be over soon, well It better be over soon, I have a meeting in 30minutes’. Kibum nods, too scared to say anything in case the fear can be evident in her voice. She wraps her arms around his waist as she tucks her head neatly under his chin and closes her eyes, heart beating way too fast, she didn’t know if it was because of the fear of jumping off a 200ft bridge for no reason or if it was because she was so close in contact with Siwon, or maybe it was the fact that his arms are so perfect, secure and warm around her, maybe it could be that he just smelt so damn nice.
She couldn’t even hear herself think as the countdown from 5 began. The only thing she could hear though was Siwon’s steady heartbeat against her ears as his grip tightens around her waist.
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After watching Kibum and Mr Choi fall 200ft, Ryeowook felt dizzy ‘can I request an extra safety strap for me somewhere, in fact can I also request for an ambulance to be on standby?’ Yesung snapped open his eyes to see his pretty assistant biting her lips nervously, he chuckles as he pulls her down to sit next to him on the bench.
Meanwhile Sungmin was also panicking ‘this is stupid I don’t understand why we have to do this trust exercise all I will gain from this is that I don’t trust my boss, which is something that I know of anyway, I don’t need to take part in a death defying stunt to confirm my beliefs’
Kyuhyun laughs, he loved this, ‘shut up woman’ he pulls her over to him so that both could get strapped together, ‘Omo Sungmin look how far down we have to jump, what if your safety gear fails you?’ Kyuhyun teases, all the while Sungmin was panicking, the two stepped near the ledge as the instructor began the countdown. Kyuhyun softens when he sees the scared girl clinging onto him trembling ‘it will be easier if you closed your eyes’ and Sungmin did just that. The next thing she hears is Kyuhyun cackling loudly and the whistling of the wind.
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Kangin was next, Leeteuk could feel her legs wobbling, ‘hey Kangin can I have your alcohol supply if you don’t’ make it?’ Mr Lee teases. Kangin groans ‘shut it playboy’. He turns to his trembling assistant ‘Ready?’ he asks ‘fu*k this shit, of course I am not ready, I don’t think I will ever be’ Kangin smiles ‘look just close your eyes and cling onto me’ ‘Ouch not that tight, at least loosen up a little, you’re strangling me here’ Leeteuk began to apologise ‘oh I’m sorry but you know I am just so…. arghhhhhhhhhhh…’ her sentence was replaced by her screaming as she and him hurdles through the air. Upside down.
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‘So this is how my life is going to end’ Donghae says quietly ‘there is so much I have yet to do’ she sighs as she is strapped to her boss ‘Donghae stop panicking so much, it will be over soon and hopefully I will be able to make it back on time I really need that massage…’ Donghae fails to comprehend any of Mr Lee’s rambling instead she can only hear ‘5, 4, 3,2,1’ and then the whistling of the wind as her feet leaves the bridge, she clutches onto her boss for dear life.
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The last pair to jump is Ryeowook and Yesung, Ryeowook is shaking seeing the drop below close up did not help, the girl takes deep breaths, ‘I can do this’ she whispers to herself. Yesung chuckles she was just too adorable, he gently pulls her to him so the instructors can get them ready. ‘Whenever you are ready Ryeowook’ he whispers into her ear, Ryeowook’s eyes snapped open, did he just correctly say her name? ‘I’m ready’ and just like that the pair departs from the bridge, her heart was beating but not as fast as it was previously, she didn’t know if it was because Yesung’s voice had calmed her down or if it was because she was prepared to die.
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‘Wasn’t that bad was it?’ Mr Choi asks.
‘Wasn’t bad? Are you kidding me? Never again!’ Kibum replies as she shudders remembering the moment that her heart beat quicken just a tad too fast.
‘Can we do that again?’ Kyuhyun asks. Sungmin glares at her boss.
‘Right can we go now? I have things to do, things like a deep tissue massage of which I am in desperate need of’ Hyukjae says. Donghae mumbles something about having to get back to the office to do the work that her boss should be doing.
Yesung and Ryeowook had since joined the group ‘that has tired me out, I am going to need a long nap to make up for it’ Yesung says. Ryeowook rolls her eyes.
‘Yesung, everything makes you tired, you might as well carry a bed around with you’ Kangin adds.
‘Coming from someone who carries around a case of beer with him everywhere he goes, that is good advice’ Yesung replies back rather sarcastically.
‘Uh, okay, swiftly moving on, one of us should get a call from Mr Sex God, I mean Mr Jung right around now…’ Leeteuk says and as if on cue Sungmin’s phone rings.
After 5 minutes, the pretty assistant comes off the phone ‘well Mr Jung says that the videos have been sent to and watched by a selected board of directors and they have given the go ahead for the first negotiated grant…’
‘wait what? We were videoed?’ Kyuhyun asks.
‘Yeah, the videos will be available online as of now, so people can watch it and that means promotions for us too’
‘Apparently some of the directors liked watching the scared expressions of some of the CEOs and they thought that an amount of 8000won was worth it’
‘WHAT! I just threw my precious self-off a 200feet bridge and that is all they are donating? The hell is this?’ Kyuhyun fumes.
Mr Lee scoffs ‘that was it? I spend that amount of money on a night out’
Kangin laughs ‘I suppose they are being a little stingy there, I mean we did hurl our arses suicide style off a bridge after all’
‘No that is not right, get one of those directors on the phone now, we need to talk!’ Kyuhyun fumes, clearly annoyed, ‘my epic fall is not worth that little’.
Kibum rolls her eyes ‘guys remember it’s all for charity’
Yesung yawns ‘wow so that was it then, no congratulations you all survived falling off a 200ft bridge?’
Siwon was annoyed too ‘I missed two important meetings for 8000wons? Get whatever his name is on the phone now, that amount needs to go up!’ Kibum frowns before trying to find one of the director’s numbers.
The girls all looked helplessly at each other as their bosses are all on the phone blackmailing certain directors, sweet talking others and threatening most of them.
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After 10minutes, the girls find out that the amount has been tripled.
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A/N: Pretty long update I think. Lol at the Bickering and fighting amongst the CEOs. Comments and criticisms are loved. I hope people are not confused or anything, for every project that takes place, a selection of important people (in this case a board of directors from other companies) first negotiates a sum of money that would be donated to charity after that project/task has been completed.