Horrible Bosses.
Horrible Bosses/ My Boss & I
Part Three
Genre: Comedy, Romance and Adult Humour
Pairings: HanChul, KyuMin, EunHae, SiBum, YeWook, KangTeuk (switched Gender Female: Heechul, Sungmin, Donghae, Kibum, Ryeowook and Leeteuk)
DBSK: YunJae
Rating: PG (May change throughout other chapters)
Summary: When your boss is the CEO of a big enterprise company, when your boss is the boss of all bosses, when your boss is probably the hottest looking guy in the business world, when your boss is a notorious playboy, a sadistic pervert, and a useless alcoholic, what should you as his personal secretary do?
They are mean, they are sadistic, they are workaholics, they are useless and they come in the form of your boss, they will work you, play you, tease you and also make you cook for them.
5 CEOs, 5 Personal Assistances, 1 project and probably a hundred set of rules, how will they cope?
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5 girls all collapsed into the sofa seats of their favourite café, having finished and survived their first day at their new jobs, they have decided to eat out and talk about their experience.
Donghae sighs, ‘it was awful girls’, Ryeowook nods sadly, Leeteuk drops her head in despair.
‘Who wants to go first?’ Sungmin asks sadly.
Donghae sits up ‘I don’t think the people of South Korea realises that ‘LHJ Bank’ the most respected bank chains in South Korea is ran by a bunch of party animals, Mr Lee runs a whore house there, the amount of things I have seen today’ she shakes her head ‘I have to wash my eyes out’.
Kibum scoffs ‘I am going to take it that none of you had to run around the city in heels balancing files jumping from one lunch meeting to another while your boss who is a workaholic keeps throwing workload after workload at you’
Leeteuk laughs ‘at least your boss isn’t an alcoholic’ her mind wanders back to her walking into an office filled with empty alcohol containers. She shudders.
Sungmin sighs ‘my boss is a sadistic gamer, he games all day and I am left picking up after him, it is only my first day and already I feel like quitting’
The girls all turn to Ryeowook, Ryeowook blinks ‘At least all your bosses do something, all my boss does is sleep, seriously, I don’t even know what to do with myself when he is asleep’
As if one cue all 5 girls’ heaves a sigh, even when the dishes came out, the depressing mood lingered.
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‘Sungmin, get in here’ Mr Cho bellows into his telephone. ‘Now’.
Sungmin blew her fringe out of her pretty face, this was the sixth time he had called on her in the last hour, the last thing he had asked her to do was for her to get him a slice of ‘ lemon cheesecake’ , which she had to run 3 blocks for, when she finally presented it to him, he complained that it was all crumbled and soggy.
Sungmin gets up and with a heavy heart drags herself to Mr Cho’s office.
‘Yes Mr Cho?’
‘I want you to cancel all my appointments for today, I am busy’
Sungmin groans ‘but that is impossible and irresponsible’
‘Is that attitude I hear in your voice Sungmin’? Kyuhyun smirks, sarcasm dripping with every word.
Sungmin shakes her head quickly.
When she checks up on her boss again, she sees that he was sat in front of his gaming ‘stations’ playing or as he puts it ‘testing out’ new games. She returns to her seat and upon seeing her tray of work piling up, she sighs.
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‘Mr Choi, your PR just called to say that she wants to extend the deadline for the new proposals originally scheduled for next week’
Without looking up from his computer, Mr Choi takes a sip of his dark espresso ‘tell her that if she can’t hand in the agreed proposals on the set date, I will find someone else who can’
Kibum raises her eyebrows ‘Yes Mr Choi’.
‘And have you drafted the Shanghai Exo plans I asked you to do?’
Kibum bows her head in apology, ‘Sorry Mr Choi, I am currently working on overviewing the last minute plans to the contract deal you negotiated earlier this morning’.
Mr Choi looks up at Kibum ‘Kibum you have to get your priorities straight that contract overview can wait, I want the Shanghai Exo project plans on my table before you leave today’
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Donghae fans her face, if Eunhyuk makes her order anymore cocktail sausages for his office parties; she will have a break down.
She wonders who actually does their job properly, because as far as she can see no one really seems to take their jobs seriously. It was already her second week in this hell hole but she hasn’t actually done any proper work apart from ordering various random items such as wine glasses and toothpicks.
It may be her second week, but she still wasn't used to the amount of office romps that go on in this place, she shakes her head when she remembers the time when she walked into the photocopier room to see 2 colleagues going at it, or the time she walked into the bathroom to hear very low moans and loud banging coming from a cubicle or the time she walks into the receptionist area to see her boss… Donghae sighs; her poor innocent mind was no more.
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‘Mr Kim, uh, sorry to bother you but you have a meeting in 5 minutes’ Mr Kim shots up, eyes glazed over with sleep , hair in all directions, he had already slept through the entire morning.
Mr Kim fixes his hair, straightens his tie. ‘Let’s go then Susan’.
Ryeowook rolls her eyes ‘its Ryeowook’ she has lost count of the amount of times she has had to correct him about her name.
Mr Kim smiles ‘yeah, sure, I knew that, you are the uhh…’
‘I am Ryeowook, I am your PA… Personal assistant’
Mr Kim smiles ‘right, uh yeah, okay, Susan let’s get this meeting started’.
Ryeowook doesn’t even bother.
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Leeteuk stands beside her boss’s desk as she waits for him to sign some documents.
Her boss takes a swig at his bottle of beer, his fourth one this morning, Leeteuk quietly noted. Mr Kim signs the last contract without even reading or going through it.
‘I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job but, you really should read these things, especially if you are going to sign it’ Leeteuk says quietly.
Mr Kim looks up at her, an unreadable expression on his beautifully defined face ‘I trust you to have gone over it once before you gave it to me to sign right?’
Leeteuk nodded he had a point.
‘I trust you Leeteuk, you wouldn’t let me sign something that would put your job at risk right?’
Leeteuk laughed nervously.
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A/N: A very short update, just an insight into a typical work day of the girls. Comments and criticisms are loved.