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[sohappy2gether]

So i went to bed at one, and i have class at 9:30, but i woke up at 5

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Cause and Effect

[big_fluffy01]

Feel better. If you don't you will be fired. If you are fired, then you can't make money to support the wife and kids. If you can't support the wife and kids, you will have to go on Welfare, and probably sell your Porter Apartment on eBay, which will mean you'll have to live off-campus. But it's hard to find housing, so you'll have to move out to Capitola or Aptos. Then your stock will decline causing mini-recession in the stock market, which will then cause chickens world-wide to lose their feathers and lay cube-shaped eggs. This will cause farmers to go apeshit and subsequently lose all of their crops, which means Safeway will be out of food. If Safeway is out of food and I have to go shopping, then that means I will have to seek revenge and declare war on the house of Sarto, except you will have sold your Porter Apartment on eBay, so I won't be able to declare war on the house of Sarto and it will be an ugly nasty mess that I'll procrastinate profusely in dealing with. So please, if for nothing other than the sake of avoiding this nasty nonsensical mess, feel better. :-p

Re: Cause and Effect

[sohappy2gether]

i will keep the chicken and their cube-shaped eggs in mind.

thank you!