On the twelfth day of Christmas,
sogucited sent to me...
Twelve bunnies drumming
Eleven books piping
Ten nerds a-leaping
Nine tulips dancing
Eight thunderstorms a-milking
Seven freaks a-swimming
Six pbs a-sleeping
Five ba-a-a-anana margaritas
Four tote bags
Three false prophets
Two human rights
...and a feminism in a blondie.