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[soggyoyster]

While taking out frustration in the swimming pool, I flip-turned a little too quickly, whacked my leg against the side of the pool, threw myself off balance, hit my head on the tile wall, bit my lip, and got my hair stuck in the lane divider.

FUCK IT ALL.

Comments

[pistonbballfan]

That totally sucks. You should wear a swim cap to prevent the hair stuck thing.

[tilmydyingday]

I second that.
And then bring in a picture of you in a swim cap!
(This is Miranda, by the way.)

[soggyoyster]

I have pictures, I guess, from high school of me in a swimming cap, and I'm almost buff in them! I should blow one up and frame it.

[soggyoyster]

My swim cap split in half and I'm too cheap to replace it! But what about you and that whole severed, dangling off, arm thing? Now THAT sounds a little painful, and maybe I exaggerated just a bit, but OUCH.

[xsivboi]

I WAS SERIOUSLY GETTING WORRIED UNTIL YOU SAID YOU WERE EXAGGERATING!!!