Social Security to start cashing Uncle Sam's IOUs
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_social_security_ious Best line:
"Those bonds are protected by the full faith and credit of the United States of America," [Barbara] Kennelly said. "They're as solid as what we owe China and Japan."
I bet she said that sh!t with a straight face, too.
If China or Japan called our debts in today...there is *no* phrase known in the English language to describe the massive, unprecedented amount of fvcked up we'd be.