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im so fuckin hyper and i gots the munchies.
tonight was fun---not.
i went to my mentors boring ass retirement banquet (ooh, big words, lol).
me and like 5 other kids were the only kids there.
and tiffany's bitch-ass was there....looking like a slut, it was funny, because she was really cold and i was like 'FREEZE, BITCH, FREEZE'
and then everyone (there was a lot of ppl, i didnt know alan was popular like that...but then he does have his own company...) ate and shit.
I GOT AN AWARD! YAY!
for being in my mentoring program for...uh...*looks at award)* 5 years.
then ppl danced and I ATE AN EDIBLE SEASHELL WITH PINEAPPLE FILLING ON THE INSIDE!
it was so delicious. and i had like a million other sweets and shit.
urrgh, onto what happened on friday.
indoor recess, free day in math class. found out jasmine broke up with corey (or the other way around....who the hell knows) and im the last to know...again. NO ONE EVER FUCKIN TELLS ME ANYTHING!!! MY FRIENDS SUCK!!! YOU ALL FUCKIN SUCK FOR NEVER TELLIN ME ANYTHING, FUCKTARDS!
but im glad they broke up, because it was getting stupid.
now, only ian and dye left and well be back to normal, heh.
so afterschool, i stayed on the balcony until the play, because since poland ate that bad chinese food, she couldnt make it to stage crew. and later, everyone came, and me and sarah stole carls french fries because we both were hungry.
ALBERTO, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THAT SHIT, MAN, I WAS SHITFACED ON FRIDAY, HAHA.
and these stupid fucking kids onstage pushed a switch during intermission and made the carpet on the balcony set on fire, and me andn sarah are all freakin out trying to find the switch going 'OMG WHERES THE FUCKING SWITCH' every five seconds, and it turns out it was those assholes on the stage. YOU BAMMAFIED BITCHES! YOU SET THE CARPET ON FIRE!
so after the play, i see dye and she waited for me to put shit up so we can take the bus home together. so like 1/2 an hour later, were at the bus stop and guess who we see? angelina (aka ratfaced bitch) and lauren popadopolis (i love her last name...i dont hate her though; we were good friends until she transfered to another school). and when they got off on mount pleasant, dye was waving to them and was like 'angelina isnt that bad' i say 'me and poland (because poland hates her living fucking guts also) wouldnt hate her so much if she wasnt a bitch to wil and da da da big fucking hypocrit and da da da talks so horribly about her own goddamn friends da da da arrogant bitch from the rat underworld (i didnt say all of that though, lol, but that last one is funny).
so then i go home and sleep the fuckin night away - in my ed, it felt so good to be in a bed again.
[edit] brought to by wil
PIGGY!
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