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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? i dont get angry, but irritated? i'm gonna go with jon.
2. What is your weapon of choice? kindness
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? never out of anger.
4. How about of the same sex? hell yes. i need to hit more girls.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? other than my mom? hopefully no one. oh, and those countless boys whose hearts i've broken. (i kid)
6. What is your pet peeve? inconsiderate people, bad spellers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i cant stay mad at someone, even if i should. its a curse.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? i havent taken my vitamins since i barfed last time i took them.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? about 2
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: there are way too many of those
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? they probably hate me anyways
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? i have them memorized. i have a killer crush on the juiceman.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? my 3 mile walk yesterday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? considering i dont use an alarm, i'd be scared if i hit the snooze button.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? hot chocolate? from starbucks? tastes like shit though sometimes.
2. Meat eater? totally guilty of being a carnivore. i feel bad for the cows, but they taste good.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? more than i ever care to talk about.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? i'm starting the beef jerky diet soon.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? i have issues with my gigantor ass, but i have to be careful because i've gotten way too skinny before.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above. first you do spicy, then salty, then sweet. it's a process.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? who doesnt?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? about 10 or so
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? ummm. like 8 or 9.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? i'm usually busy staring at my own.
4. Have you "done it"? played bocce ball? totally! and yessss.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and arms
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope. but i have been propositioned for prostitution.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? ew. no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? a bunch that i cant use anymore.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? tower or best buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? probaly spend it on my friends.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? hell yeah. i can entertain myself with paperclips
6. Have you ever stolen anything? just candy from the store.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? not nearly enough
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? stopped drinking, staying true to myself.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? finishing school
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? true love, utter happiness
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? hell yes. i'm used to being in first.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? uhhhh. spelling bee?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no. i should have though.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? i want all my friends' freedom. damn curfew.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? yes. i have a massive crush on frank.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i'd be me. i like me!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? ughhhhh. left and right.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? someone else's butt.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? the day i start writing surveys, i'm shooting myself.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? i'm all about gluttony. that's a cool word.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? i dont really believe in god. i believe in myself.
2. What religion were you raised as? catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? yes, but not really.
5. What was the last promise you broke? hopefully i havent broken any.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? i dont pray. i hope.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? i think perfection is possible. it's a nice motivator.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? didnt get the one thing i was hoping for.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? true love
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? my life is constant letdowns. false smiles filled with false hopes.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? nope
6. Do you gamble? nope. i like my money.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyways? knotts that one time
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? education
2. What causes have you given money or time to? uhhhhh
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yeah
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? ew
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? occasionally.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? what bout piercings? haha.
7. What's the greatest extent to which you've gone to help a friend in need? i'm not sure, but i wouldnt ever hesitate to help a friend.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? being alone and never finding love
2. What did you do today that was really brave? tried out a new recipe of my mom's.
3. Who is your favorite super hero, and why? the koolaid man
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? any of my friends
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage. no more heart, please.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? i'm sure i'd get it at some point.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? i can be both.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yeah but i didnt have to go in.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way to get out of it? id go in a second
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yup
4. What should be legalized? nothing
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? he makes me sad to be a republican, but i respect the man.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? i never get into that stuff.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? nope
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? diet coke. i must learn moderation.
2. Do you collect anything? pigs, monkeys
3. Are you addicted to anything? drama
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? the 99 cent store has one of those.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: fallen for so many jerks, but you live and learn.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? constantly
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? my dad
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? i played card games with vigil once. kicked his ass too.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? i listen to it and consider it.
4. What area are you wisest in? ehhhhh.
5. Do you drive defensively? grannies drive faster than i do
6. What did you learn in the last past week? only i can make myself happy.