Dude... I WIN!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I donated bone marrow to timmaygrz in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I bought porn for wayfarer (-10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kagetsuobieru's purse (30 points). In February I turned zombieparts in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In January I gave guardgirl2004jd a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (313 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
softseraphim