The Adventure of the Floral Cravat
Installment 1 in this thrilling 2-part saga!
(all TEXTVENTURES copied verbatim from actual text conversations. this is what nerds do in their spare time)
Feb. 16 - 6:25pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
In other news, i will be at
your place while you’re out
tomorrow. I will probably
touch all of your things. And
shave bad words into the
cats.
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Feb. 16 - 6:26pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
Curses! No tomfoolery in this
Establishment!
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Feb. 16 - 6:27pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
I make no promises. But I
can be bribed to stay away
from your delicates.
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Feb. 16 - 6:28pm
From: Doctor Wastson
To: Sherlock
You cannot borrow my
waistcoat!
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Feb. 16 - 6:29pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
BUT I NEED IT FOR A
DISGUISE. IT IS TO BE MY HAT
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Feb. 16 - 6:32pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
THE LAST ONE YOU BORROWED
TURNED UP CHARRED IN AN
OPIUM DEN AND SMELLED
SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
GUNPOWDER
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Feb. 16 - 6:35pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
THAT WAS ONE TIME! I
RETURNED YOUR POCKET
WATCH COMPLETELY CLEAN.
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Feb. 16 - 6:36pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
WITHOUT A BATTERY OR A
MINUTE HAND!
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Feb. 16 - 6:37pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
…TOUCHE.
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Feb. 16 - 6:38pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
But you must admit it was
an improvement! It has
character now! Much like
your loafers after I finished
with them.
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Feb. 16 - 6:39pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
Yes. My best loafers needed
feather adornments and
asymmetric holes.
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Feb. 16 - 6:41pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
The ladies love asymmetry!
You’re welcome.
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(all TEXTVENTURES copied verbatim from actual text conversations. this is what nerds do in their spare time)
Feb. 16 - 6:25pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
In other news, i will be at
your place while you’re out
tomorrow. I will probably
touch all of your things. And
shave bad words into the
cats.
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:26pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
Curses! No tomfoolery in this
Establishment!
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Feb. 16 - 6:27pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
I make no promises. But I
can be bribed to stay away
from your delicates.
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:28pm
From: Doctor Wastson
To: Sherlock
You cannot borrow my
waistcoat!
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:29pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
BUT I NEED IT FOR A
DISGUISE. IT IS TO BE MY HAT
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:32pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
THE LAST ONE YOU BORROWED
TURNED UP CHARRED IN AN
OPIUM DEN AND SMELLED
SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
GUNPOWDER
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:35pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
THAT WAS ONE TIME! I
RETURNED YOUR POCKET
WATCH COMPLETELY CLEAN.
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:36pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
WITHOUT A BATTERY OR A
MINUTE HAND!
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:37pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
…TOUCHE.
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Feb. 16 - 6:38pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
But you must admit it was
an improvement! It has
character now! Much like
your loafers after I finished
with them.
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:39pm
From: Doctor Watson
To: Sherlock
Yes. My best loafers needed
feather adornments and
asymmetric holes.
----------------------------------------
Feb. 16 - 6:41pm
From: Sherlock
To: Doctor Watson
The ladies love asymmetry!
You’re welcome.
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