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Sooooo, I had a blast in miami. Anddddd, I got some cool pictures.
There's alot of them, and I want you all to know how tired and headachy installing picture programs, editing, uploading, and creating witty comments to go along with them it made me. But i am surprised how fast it took. It feels good to have a brand new state of the art computer with comcast high-speed internet.
Anyway, enough with that boring shit. CHECK OUT MY 2 DAY 1 NIGHT STAY IN MIAMI. (bitch)
It took almost two hours to get down there because of the rain.
We got off in little havana and went to little hondurus. Let me tell you, It was ghetto fabulous. I was directed to drive though the back of these ghetto apartment buildings and parked. We walked up to the second floor of the ghetto apartments to find that one of J.R.'s old friends from hondurus still lived there with his wife and kids.
And since we were in the ghetto and hungry, why not stop at one of J.R.'s old favorite restaurants? Here I am drinking a famous "Orcata" or breast milk, while J.R. tried to make it look like I had a twin.
The food was really fucking good. Just don't go into the bathroom unless you want to be chained to a steel pipe with a tape recorder in your pocket informing you that someone wants to "play a game".
This was the scenery behind the ghetto restaurant. For those who didn't take spanish classes it means "crazy bitch".
Back in the civilized world, here's a couple views from our hotel room.
After that we took a cruise around star island...
Look familiar, scarface fans?
First you the money, then you get the power, then you get the hos.
Momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
Later that night we went to mango's tropical cafe. There was this band that had these two hot girls as their lead singers.
There were these mango girls and boys that were always dancing on the bar.
And we danced too.
Sexy.
I was pretty drunk in these last three:
Oh behave.
That's it all folks. My back hurts and my ass is red from getting burnt on the nude beach.