Time for another profound entry...

Nov 01, 2004 16:44

First... I noticed this about last names...

People that have simple names go into politics...
- Washington
- Bush
- Blais
- Nixon

Doctors generally have those names that are pronounced funny...
- Moss
- Baccari
- Kiverkian

And people that generally invent things have the foreign like names...
- Newton
- Einstein

And the mass muderers have names that are reffered to in 2 syllables...
- Pol Pot
- Hitler

Now, if you take this conclusion and take adapt it to the senior class at Prout... we have...

Big John as the next mass murderer....
Brad S as the next President...
Courtney N as a doctor...
And perhaps Erik or me as the next profound inventer.

Based simply on last names ofcourse.

On the other hand... I love physics class. I mean, it's the only class where I'm actually with people that are the same, if not smarter, then me. You want to talk about intense conversations. Today's topic was antimatter and black holes. Who talks about that for fun? English they talk about guys, or the person who like, took off for a few days... not contemplating what strong nuclear forces are and whether or not there really is anything within antimatter.... My theory is that the only reason that humans haven't found life outside of Earth is because they're looking for another planet. HELLO! What the hell is a black whole? You think they did that for nothing? They were sick of radio signals asking them if there was anyone out there so they created an advanced defense system to virtually seem like there is truly no life there.

So yeah. Besides... why is it that Newton is credited with those laws? Are they trying to tell us that up until Newton sat under the apple tree and got hit on the head, that nobody realised that apples fell from trees? I mean come on. Whatever happened to Galileo? Or Socrates? Da Vinci even?
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