I need Softball
Why softball is better than sex:
You can play softball as much or as little as you want; you get to decide.
After an unusually long and difficult softball game you can still ride your bike home.
In softball, the other team pays attention throughout, even if they’re done scoring.
In softball, you don’t feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.
The other team never has to forfeit a game cause they’re on their period.
In softball, you don’t have to compliment the other team on how good they look in their new uniforms.
You don’t have to buy the other team dinner to get a game.
In softball, you can play the same team every day for a year and it’s never the same twice.
You don’t mind if your parents come to watch you play softball.
You can play three, maybe four softball games a day.
In softball, it’s no concern of yours if the other team has had marital relations with diseased livestock.
In a good weekend of softball, you can play six or seven different teams and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end.
Playing the wrong softball team won’t get you shot.
No matter how drunk the other team is they never throw up in your bed.
I love softball. and it could not get here any sooner. the only thing that keeps me from going crazy is smelling my glove and sleeping with my bat...uhh some things i just shouldnt admit to. Oh yeah and the other thing is my grrrreat, amazing, "and sexy" girlfriend. I love you Eriny. If anybody has any good ssoftball jokes..email me...i love them! SoftBallerz08@yahoo.com
This was an awesome X-mas break for me. I hung out with Erin non stop and we were able to spend the night at eachothers houses many of times. that was sooo much fun. Its like I'm at home when im at her house. We got in a huge fight too.. totaly my fault on this one. And i cant appologize enough. She made me realize how lucky i am. And now im even closer to her. Alright im out. Love Y'all...Love Paul.
You can play softball as much or as little as you want; you get to decide.
After an unusually long and difficult softball game you can still ride your bike home.
In softball, the other team pays attention throughout, even if they’re done scoring.
In softball, you don’t feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.
The other team never has to forfeit a game cause they’re on their period.
In softball, you don’t have to compliment the other team on how good they look in their new uniforms.
You don’t have to buy the other team dinner to get a game.
In softball, you can play the same team every day for a year and it’s never the same twice.
You don’t mind if your parents come to watch you play softball.
You can play three, maybe four softball games a day.
In softball, it’s no concern of yours if the other team has had marital relations with diseased livestock.
In a good weekend of softball, you can play six or seven different teams and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end.
Playing the wrong softball team won’t get you shot.
No matter how drunk the other team is they never throw up in your bed.
I love softball. and it could not get here any sooner. the only thing that keeps me from going crazy is smelling my glove and sleeping with my bat...uhh some things i just shouldnt admit to. Oh yeah and the other thing is my grrrreat, amazing, "and sexy" girlfriend. I love you Eriny. If anybody has any good ssoftball jokes..email me...i love them! SoftBallerz08@yahoo.com
This was an awesome X-mas break for me. I hung out with Erin non stop and we were able to spend the night at eachothers houses many of times. that was sooo much fun. Its like I'm at home when im at her house. We got in a huge fight too.. totaly my fault on this one. And i cant appologize enough. She made me realize how lucky i am. And now im even closer to her. Alright im out. Love Y'all...Love Paul.