the beast...

Nov 21, 2007 15:02

MOVED OUT!!!! i am so incredibly happy, you have no idea... even if i had to deal with when i got home...

SO after celebrating the beasts leaving, i go to chickfila for lunch. i come home and walk up stairs to find a USED condom hanging from the front door knob. i walk back downstairs enroute to the office, i was NOT going to touch. as soon as i get down stairs, i run into the beast herself. i ask her to remove it, and she says "No, I am no longer living with you, we no longer have any relationship- you and katherine can rot in your own filth!"

i then proceed to the office, she follows me. i find the office to be closed, she walks away and laughs. i pound on the door hoping someone is still there, and a girl finally comes to my rescue. she calls someone who calls someone who enventually comes to save me. i bring him to the scene of the crime, he comes equipt with clorox and paper towel. he disinfects the door handle, and i ask him to stay with me to make sure she didn't do anything to the inside of the apartment.

i open open the door and my suspisions are confirmed. she dumped her trash (including quite a few more condoms, broken glass, beer bottles, and a bunch of other stuff that smells REALLY bad).



there is also a trail of beer cans throughout the living room, and up to my door.



the very very nice guy cleans up everything for me, and tells me he will talk to the leasing woman and try and get her fined for her disgusting actions. and also to pay for us to get our locks changed so we don't have to worry about her making anymore surprise visits.

after the guy leaves i also find that she put our air conditioning down to 50 degrees, and dumped all of her leftovers in the fridge.



so that is the conclusion to the worst roomate story EVER!
THE BEAST IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

beast

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