The Birds and The Bees

Aug 29, 2005 16:16

So, this is how babies are born, via Brad Bailey
Brad: I hate to be the one to tell you this.. but babies don't come from the stork.
Brad: well...
Brad: It takes a bird and a bee
Brad: not just the bird
Brad: The stork is the bird...lets call her gina
Erin: But wait! I thought that babies didn't come from storks! So why is the stork named Gina?!?
Erin: WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE STORK!??
Erin: all the lies.
Brad: I changed my mind
Brad: babies come partly from storks
Brad: mommy didn't lie, she just failed to tell you the whole story
Erin: oooh
Erin: okay
Brad: So gina happens to be a very pretty bird
Erin: hah okay
Brad: and the bees love gina
Brad: so one day, a bee...we'll call him Dick...eyes gina
Brad: So dick flies up to gina and stings her
Brad: now this it the tricky part
Erin: hah, omg.
Brad: the sting is not intended to hurt gina
Brad: it's a love sting
Brad: you'll understand when you get older
Erin: *dies*
Brad: so shortly after Dick stings gina, a baby pops out of her bill
Brad: and falls to your doorstep in a little parachute
Erin: hah, and that's how babies are born?
Brad: and that is the story of the Birds and the Bees

Okay, I thought it was funny. lol
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