What's been on my mind lately

[sofish_sasha]

Wrote this in a comment to a post over at fanficrants, figured I might as well share it here, too.

Random Guy No One's Ever Heard Of*: I AM THE STIG!
General Public: Wut? Never heard of him.
Fandom, et al: We know, now be quiet!
The Alien Thing That IS The Stig: Bitch, STFU!
Random Guy No One's Ever Heard Of: LOOK, I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME BEING THE STIG!
HarperCollins: We has book! Will publish book!
BBC: DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Top Gear Bossman: Fuck you, random guy no one's ever heard of!
Media: RANDOM GUY NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF IS THE STIG!
Fandom, et al: We KNOW! Stop spoiling our fun!
Court: Book can be published.
BBC: YOU BASTARDS!
The Alien Thing That IS The Stig: You're going DOWN, bitch!
James May: Did I ever mention I'm actually the Stig?
Random Guy No One's Ever Heard Of: ARGH THERE'S AN ALIEN COMING OUT OF MY ANUS!
The Alien Thing That IS The Stig: 'Cuz I'm leaving, on a jet plane! La laa di daa di daadada!
Fandom, et al: Random Guy No One's Ever Heard Of, you are NOT the Stig anymore!
Top Gear Bossman: We have new Stig!

*Name withheld in case someone doesn't want to be spoiled, or whatever you'd call it in this case.