Best of Twitter, round 1.
A collection of tweets, made by me, from the very first one to a couple from today. It's far from all of the 852 tweets I've made so far, but a sample. Enjoy!
I burped so loud a dog outside started barking. Yay Pepsi!
Marie sez: Shoggoth + Jolt = trouble.
Fabulous sky, turquoise, peach, with pigeon blue & fuchsia clouds.
Comic done, scanned. Celebratory cupcake imminent.
Pink spats rule.
In school, don't know what to do at home (CLEAN!). Feel like I should be drawing something... Rorschach speak is good for tweets.
In bed, cuddling with the cat.
Drinking tea for lunch.
Pink nails, pink glasses, black underwear. I r hot.
Saw a moose trotting in a field. Thought it was a horse first.
Good bra + heavy backpack + verrry nice boobage.
I don't want to be an indie comic maker, I want someone to sell my stuff for me!
Sweden is not ready for comics about gay, fashion designing centaurs.
Marie's got a shirt that sez "got tentacles?" I r envious.
Ooops. Drooling on the table. And I wasn't even looking at pics of anything hot. :/
The swallows are here, yay! Why must my arse be too fat for all my shorts?
Power's out, for some reason. Preparing for zombie invasion.
Provisions: 1/3 of a 50 cl Pepsi, cookies. Weapons: scissors, scalpels, fire extinguisher. I'm fucked.
No signs of zombies. Yet. After dark they will come.
Too bad Pyramid Head lives in the attic, or I'd go up there.
Power back. Zombie Apocalypse averted. For now.
FUCK! Power went out again. Zombies are still around.
If anybody sez spats are coming into fashion, I SAID IT FIRST.
Power keeps going out and coming back. I don't think it's zombies, must be leprechauns.
I hate it when I don't realise it's time to stop drawing until it's too late.
Walpurgis Night, people are out drinking, I'm reading Sandman #4, sipping non-alcoholic pear cider.
Suicidal sparrows on the balcony.
Dark chocolate + sourcream & onion flavoured cashew nuts = NOM.
Bikini top on. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MAH BELLY.
Still river, blackbird singing, mist rising over distant fields.
How come one never sees pics of AFI and The Offspring together? Are they secretly the same band?
Eyeliner + shower = hey babe! Haute couture I r not.
Today's conclusion: chihuahuas cannot look manly.
SPOON!
I just want to draw naked men.
Marie: "Don't touch the nipple, we will all die!"
Pie piepie pie pie QUICHE. Lunch. And orange soda.
I'm a chick. Why do I look like a tranny when I put on makeup?
When I Tweet by phone I keep worrying that I'll send it to one of my teachers, whose number is right before Twitter in the list...
Have I mentioned that I have the most adorable cat ever?
I have no sense of propriety. I tweet of everything, to everyone, and regardless of whether I know them or not, I think of all as friends.
Procrastinating! Am supposed to apply for jobs an' stuff. Blargh. Is the Zombie Apocalypse coming yet?
"Dinner": bun with pistachio gunk, cold tea from yesterday. Gastronome I r not.
Discussing how Wolverine/Edward Scissorhand porn would work.
Owowow bigass zit in my buttcrack. X[
Hedgehog! :D The first one I've seen since I moved to Vingåker.
Millipedes! :D
Big, yellow full moon rising, and I'm dancing in the streets.
If they ever make a live action movie of One Piece, and have CP9 in it, I nominate Davey Havok for the role of Rob Lucci.
Blaaaaargh personal letter! We hatesss them, yess we do, my precioussss!
Letter is done! Time to ride Bike Dirnt around Vingåker. :D
WTF someone's buggered off with my bike!
No sign of my bike. :( Will put up notices tomorrow.
Random thought of the day: An all-female version of Green Day would be called Red Week.
Sitting in the grass, drinking Pepsi, feeling good. 8-)
Having another Pepsi. They should pay me for pimping their beverage. :P
Oooh, 400 tweets! I have no life. Or... I DO have a life, and it's so interesting I have to tweet about it all the time. Yeah, that's it. XD
#6wordstory: Sanity lost. In darkness I smile.
Twilight vampires are the prison bitches of vampiredom.
You wouldn't be who you are now, if you hadn't been who you were then.
Every time I try to describe myself thoroughly I realise what an easily distracted scatterbrain I am.
I just want everybody to KNOW I'm awesome, I don't want to have to TELL everybody that.
Found a bug in the loo. Am pretty sure it's a Hister unicolor. Dunno what it was doing there, sightseeing?
It's summer now. I know this 'cos I'm turning nocturnal.
There's a strange melancholy in the air, the summer breeze bringing memories of autumn.
"Nooo stop I wanna look at whale penises!" - my classmate, just now.
Watched Nosferatu. Was much fun imagining Nina being played by Davey Havok. XD
I have way too much books. At least when I'm moving, when I'm not I don't have enough.
Btw, this graduation = EPIC WIN! Take THAT, stupid teacher who tried to kick me out!
We fail at coke/mentos rockets. XD
Feeding grilled chicken to ducks.
Diet coke/mentos rocket, attempt 3: FAIL.
Leaving Vingåker. Don't think I'll be back anytime soon.
This morning: woke up, opened the blinds, and saw a pied flycatcher. :) #birding
Me moving in + parents renovating the hallway = chaos. Also, my indoor cat has now discovered The Outdoors. He'll be getting a collar soon.
Why do people stop playing tag when they grow up? It's like the best exercise ever!
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there + everything works out in the end = my life philosophy.
Parents are playing house tetris. Too much stuff, too little space.
Reading OP fics. Mama just brought me a warm bun. :D
Staring contest with the neighbour's cat.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger AAAH SNAKE!
Some guy called Michael Shanks is following me. Not THE Michael Shanks though.
I've come to a conclusion. I need to move to California. Anyone wanna give me the monies I need to do that?
Neighbour's cat is staring at me again.
Dear Swedish National Squad: Fail. Sincerely, me.
I keep thinking I'm totally stylish, then I see a mirror and realise I have no look at all. :/ Gotta toss old crappy clothes, yah...
I love not having to go outside on a rainy day. :-)
Oooh, cute guy delivering mail here. :D
It seems that one in the afternoon is the natural time for me to get up.
Breakfast? Breakfast! (Buttscratchah!)
Is it wrong to want some animal-in-formaldehyde installation by Damien Hirst in my future living room?
Bought a bun to nom on whilst watching #ConfedCup, but the rain soaked the paper bag and it fell out just a little bit from home. Fail.
I shall now venture forth in a quest to find vanilla yoghurt. If I have not returned by dawn, avenge my death. Farewell.
I have discovered a new Epic Enmity: my cat versus the fieldfare that lives outside.
Bird crap on my window couldn't have gotten there without aiming. Cat likes to sit in window, looking out. Coincidence? No.
Cat got out, fieldfare attacked, pooping on him. It completely ignored my parent's cat. Orange tabby = camouflagefail.
Heh. I tweet about football (soccer to you 'Merikuns), and get less followers. Guess I'm scaring the solid nerds away? :P
#haveyouever had something good happen to you, and wondered how badly someone else must've lucked out?
Talking, about economics, on the phone, to someone on the other side of the Atlantic = obviously not my forte. That's what parents are for.
Bed, my precious bed, I'm coming! .................Ok that sounds wrong. XP
Saw a Green Woodpecker (Picus viridis) in the backyard. A lifer, and it was kind enough to let me get a very good look at it. :D #birding
You know, I can't remember the last time I saw actual music on Mtv.
Billy Elliott is a bloody great film. Why haven't I seen it before now? ... Need to get the dvd...
Dear @AFI. If you're touring this fall, don't come to Sweden after 9/10, or I'll miss you, AGAIN. I'm moving to NJ, so go there or to NYC.
I shall now go and poke at something in the fridge until it becomes edible.
...I kinda want it to be monday so I can Get Shit Done, but then again I don't...
I burped so loud a dog outside started barking. Yay Pepsi!
Marie sez: Shoggoth + Jolt = trouble.
Fabulous sky, turquoise, peach, with pigeon blue & fuchsia clouds.
Comic done, scanned. Celebratory cupcake imminent.
Pink spats rule.
In school, don't know what to do at home (CLEAN!). Feel like I should be drawing something... Rorschach speak is good for tweets.
In bed, cuddling with the cat.
Drinking tea for lunch.
Pink nails, pink glasses, black underwear. I r hot.
Saw a moose trotting in a field. Thought it was a horse first.
Good bra + heavy backpack + verrry nice boobage.
I don't want to be an indie comic maker, I want someone to sell my stuff for me!
Sweden is not ready for comics about gay, fashion designing centaurs.
Marie's got a shirt that sez "got tentacles?" I r envious.
Ooops. Drooling on the table. And I wasn't even looking at pics of anything hot. :/
The swallows are here, yay! Why must my arse be too fat for all my shorts?
Power's out, for some reason. Preparing for zombie invasion.
Provisions: 1/3 of a 50 cl Pepsi, cookies. Weapons: scissors, scalpels, fire extinguisher. I'm fucked.
No signs of zombies. Yet. After dark they will come.
Too bad Pyramid Head lives in the attic, or I'd go up there.
Power back. Zombie Apocalypse averted. For now.
FUCK! Power went out again. Zombies are still around.
If anybody sez spats are coming into fashion, I SAID IT FIRST.
Power keeps going out and coming back. I don't think it's zombies, must be leprechauns.
I hate it when I don't realise it's time to stop drawing until it's too late.
Walpurgis Night, people are out drinking, I'm reading Sandman #4, sipping non-alcoholic pear cider.
Suicidal sparrows on the balcony.
Dark chocolate + sourcream & onion flavoured cashew nuts = NOM.
Bikini top on. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MAH BELLY.
Still river, blackbird singing, mist rising over distant fields.
How come one never sees pics of AFI and The Offspring together? Are they secretly the same band?
Eyeliner + shower = hey babe! Haute couture I r not.
Today's conclusion: chihuahuas cannot look manly.
SPOON!
I just want to draw naked men.
Marie: "Don't touch the nipple, we will all die!"
Pie piepie pie pie QUICHE. Lunch. And orange soda.
I'm a chick. Why do I look like a tranny when I put on makeup?
When I Tweet by phone I keep worrying that I'll send it to one of my teachers, whose number is right before Twitter in the list...
Have I mentioned that I have the most adorable cat ever?
I have no sense of propriety. I tweet of everything, to everyone, and regardless of whether I know them or not, I think of all as friends.
Procrastinating! Am supposed to apply for jobs an' stuff. Blargh. Is the Zombie Apocalypse coming yet?
"Dinner": bun with pistachio gunk, cold tea from yesterday. Gastronome I r not.
Discussing how Wolverine/Edward Scissorhand porn would work.
Owowow bigass zit in my buttcrack. X[
Hedgehog! :D The first one I've seen since I moved to Vingåker.
Millipedes! :D
Big, yellow full moon rising, and I'm dancing in the streets.
If they ever make a live action movie of One Piece, and have CP9 in it, I nominate Davey Havok for the role of Rob Lucci.
Blaaaaargh personal letter! We hatesss them, yess we do, my precioussss!
Letter is done! Time to ride Bike Dirnt around Vingåker. :D
WTF someone's buggered off with my bike!
No sign of my bike. :( Will put up notices tomorrow.
Random thought of the day: An all-female version of Green Day would be called Red Week.
Sitting in the grass, drinking Pepsi, feeling good. 8-)
Having another Pepsi. They should pay me for pimping their beverage. :P
Oooh, 400 tweets! I have no life. Or... I DO have a life, and it's so interesting I have to tweet about it all the time. Yeah, that's it. XD
#6wordstory: Sanity lost. In darkness I smile.
Twilight vampires are the prison bitches of vampiredom.
You wouldn't be who you are now, if you hadn't been who you were then.
Every time I try to describe myself thoroughly I realise what an easily distracted scatterbrain I am.
I just want everybody to KNOW I'm awesome, I don't want to have to TELL everybody that.
Found a bug in the loo. Am pretty sure it's a Hister unicolor. Dunno what it was doing there, sightseeing?
It's summer now. I know this 'cos I'm turning nocturnal.
There's a strange melancholy in the air, the summer breeze bringing memories of autumn.
"Nooo stop I wanna look at whale penises!" - my classmate, just now.
Watched Nosferatu. Was much fun imagining Nina being played by Davey Havok. XD
I have way too much books. At least when I'm moving, when I'm not I don't have enough.
Btw, this graduation = EPIC WIN! Take THAT, stupid teacher who tried to kick me out!
We fail at coke/mentos rockets. XD
Feeding grilled chicken to ducks.
Diet coke/mentos rocket, attempt 3: FAIL.
Leaving Vingåker. Don't think I'll be back anytime soon.
This morning: woke up, opened the blinds, and saw a pied flycatcher. :) #birding
Me moving in + parents renovating the hallway = chaos. Also, my indoor cat has now discovered The Outdoors. He'll be getting a collar soon.
Why do people stop playing tag when they grow up? It's like the best exercise ever!
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there + everything works out in the end = my life philosophy.
Parents are playing house tetris. Too much stuff, too little space.
Reading OP fics. Mama just brought me a warm bun. :D
Staring contest with the neighbour's cat.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger AAAH SNAKE!
Some guy called Michael Shanks is following me. Not THE Michael Shanks though.
I've come to a conclusion. I need to move to California. Anyone wanna give me the monies I need to do that?
Neighbour's cat is staring at me again.
Dear Swedish National Squad: Fail. Sincerely, me.
I keep thinking I'm totally stylish, then I see a mirror and realise I have no look at all. :/ Gotta toss old crappy clothes, yah...
I love not having to go outside on a rainy day. :-)
Oooh, cute guy delivering mail here. :D
It seems that one in the afternoon is the natural time for me to get up.
Breakfast? Breakfast! (Buttscratchah!)
Is it wrong to want some animal-in-formaldehyde installation by Damien Hirst in my future living room?
Bought a bun to nom on whilst watching #ConfedCup, but the rain soaked the paper bag and it fell out just a little bit from home. Fail.
I shall now venture forth in a quest to find vanilla yoghurt. If I have not returned by dawn, avenge my death. Farewell.
I have discovered a new Epic Enmity: my cat versus the fieldfare that lives outside.
Bird crap on my window couldn't have gotten there without aiming. Cat likes to sit in window, looking out. Coincidence? No.
Cat got out, fieldfare attacked, pooping on him. It completely ignored my parent's cat. Orange tabby = camouflagefail.
Heh. I tweet about football (soccer to you 'Merikuns), and get less followers. Guess I'm scaring the solid nerds away? :P
#haveyouever had something good happen to you, and wondered how badly someone else must've lucked out?
Talking, about economics, on the phone, to someone on the other side of the Atlantic = obviously not my forte. That's what parents are for.
Bed, my precious bed, I'm coming! .................Ok that sounds wrong. XP
Saw a Green Woodpecker (Picus viridis) in the backyard. A lifer, and it was kind enough to let me get a very good look at it. :D #birding
You know, I can't remember the last time I saw actual music on Mtv.
Billy Elliott is a bloody great film. Why haven't I seen it before now? ... Need to get the dvd...
Dear @AFI. If you're touring this fall, don't come to Sweden after 9/10, or I'll miss you, AGAIN. I'm moving to NJ, so go there or to NYC.
I shall now go and poke at something in the fridge until it becomes edible.
...I kinda want it to be monday so I can Get Shit Done, but then again I don't...