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ByMeAPizza (10:39:30 PM): i go to church
ByMeAPizza (10:39:34 PM): and they're like
ByMeAPizza (10:39:53 PM): okay so this minister woman gives this sermon about the power of positive thinking
ByMeAPizza (10:40:01 PM): it's like, unitarian church
ByMeAPizza (10:40:08 PM): so everyone is happy and accepting
ByMeAPizza (10:40:14 PM): 70% of the church is homosexual
ByMeAPizza (10:40:18 PM): you know, that kinda thing
ByMeAPizza (10:40:23 PM): so i go to church
ByMeAPizza (10:40:26 PM): and listen to this sermon
ByMeAPizza (10:40:31 PM): and this woman
ByMeAPizza (10:40:34 PM): talks about this guy she knew
ByMeAPizza (10:40:44 PM): who owned a restaurant or wahtever
ByMeAPizza (10:41:09 PM): and he was positively the most irritatingly positive person ever.
ByMeAPizza (10:41:16 PM): and he was always happy
ByMeAPizza (10:41:18 PM): and people were like
ByMeAPizza (10:41:21 PM): wtf is wrong with you
ByMeAPizza (10:41:22 PM): and then
ByMeAPizza (10:41:34 PM): he leaves the back door of his restaurant open
ByMeAPizza (10:41:46 PM): and he gets caught up in his restaurant
ByMeAPizza (10:41:56 PM): and there's like, three burlgars and they're all like ahhhh give us your money.
ByMeAPizza (10:42:05 PM): and so he gets scared
ByMeAPizza (10:42:13 PM): and one of the burglars panics
ByMeAPizza (10:42:16 PM): and shoots him
ByMeAPizza (10:42:22 PM): and so the ambulance comes
ByMeAPizza (10:42:25 PM): and they're like
ByMeAPizza (10:42:32 PM): doing all this stuff
ByMeAPizza (10:42:43 PM): and trying to save the guy and get the bullet out
ByMeAPizza (10:42:56 PM): and you know, all the hospital people
ByMeAPizza (10:43:03 PM): knew he was going to die
ByMeAPizza (10:43:09 PM): and he was like, guys, just treat me
ByMeAPizza (10:43:11 PM): like i'm alive
ByMeAPizza (10:43:28 PM): and they were like WHATEVER
ByMeAPizza (10:43:36 PM): and they asked him if he was allergic to anything
ByMeAPizza (10:43:40 PM): and he goes
ByMeAPizza (10:43:41 PM): YEAH
ByMeAPizza (10:43:51 PM): and they stop everything they're doing and they say
ByMeAPizza (10:43:56 PM): well, what are you allergic to?!
ByMeAPizza (10:43:59 PM): and he says.
ByMeAPizza (10:44:01 PM): ...
ByMeAPizza (10:44:05 PM): BULLETS
ByMeAPizza (10:44:09 PM): hahahahahaha
ByMeAPizza (10:44:13 PM): anyway
ByMeAPizza (10:44:30 PM): then they laugh
ByMeAPizza (10:44:35 PM): and continue operating
ByMeAPizza (10:44:37 PM): and he lives
ByMeAPizza (10:44:45 PM): he still has shards of bullets in him, however.
ByMeAPizza (10:44:49 PM): but after it's all over he says
ByMeAPizza (10:45:03 PM): man. i should have closed the door.
ByMeAPizza (10:39:34 PM): and they're like
ByMeAPizza (10:39:53 PM): okay so this minister woman gives this sermon about the power of positive thinking
ByMeAPizza (10:40:01 PM): it's like, unitarian church
ByMeAPizza (10:40:08 PM): so everyone is happy and accepting
ByMeAPizza (10:40:14 PM): 70% of the church is homosexual
ByMeAPizza (10:40:18 PM): you know, that kinda thing
ByMeAPizza (10:40:23 PM): so i go to church
ByMeAPizza (10:40:26 PM): and listen to this sermon
ByMeAPizza (10:40:31 PM): and this woman
ByMeAPizza (10:40:34 PM): talks about this guy she knew
ByMeAPizza (10:40:44 PM): who owned a restaurant or wahtever
ByMeAPizza (10:41:09 PM): and he was positively the most irritatingly positive person ever.
ByMeAPizza (10:41:16 PM): and he was always happy
ByMeAPizza (10:41:18 PM): and people were like
ByMeAPizza (10:41:21 PM): wtf is wrong with you
ByMeAPizza (10:41:22 PM): and then
ByMeAPizza (10:41:34 PM): he leaves the back door of his restaurant open
ByMeAPizza (10:41:46 PM): and he gets caught up in his restaurant
ByMeAPizza (10:41:56 PM): and there's like, three burlgars and they're all like ahhhh give us your money.
ByMeAPizza (10:42:05 PM): and so he gets scared
ByMeAPizza (10:42:13 PM): and one of the burglars panics
ByMeAPizza (10:42:16 PM): and shoots him
ByMeAPizza (10:42:22 PM): and so the ambulance comes
ByMeAPizza (10:42:25 PM): and they're like
ByMeAPizza (10:42:32 PM): doing all this stuff
ByMeAPizza (10:42:43 PM): and trying to save the guy and get the bullet out
ByMeAPizza (10:42:56 PM): and you know, all the hospital people
ByMeAPizza (10:43:03 PM): knew he was going to die
ByMeAPizza (10:43:09 PM): and he was like, guys, just treat me
ByMeAPizza (10:43:11 PM): like i'm alive
ByMeAPizza (10:43:28 PM): and they were like WHATEVER
ByMeAPizza (10:43:36 PM): and they asked him if he was allergic to anything
ByMeAPizza (10:43:40 PM): and he goes
ByMeAPizza (10:43:41 PM): YEAH
ByMeAPizza (10:43:51 PM): and they stop everything they're doing and they say
ByMeAPizza (10:43:56 PM): well, what are you allergic to?!
ByMeAPizza (10:43:59 PM): and he says.
ByMeAPizza (10:44:01 PM): ...
ByMeAPizza (10:44:05 PM): BULLETS
ByMeAPizza (10:44:09 PM): hahahahahaha
ByMeAPizza (10:44:13 PM): anyway
ByMeAPizza (10:44:30 PM): then they laugh
ByMeAPizza (10:44:35 PM): and continue operating
ByMeAPizza (10:44:37 PM): and he lives
ByMeAPizza (10:44:45 PM): he still has shards of bullets in him, however.
ByMeAPizza (10:44:49 PM): but after it's all over he says
ByMeAPizza (10:45:03 PM): man. i should have closed the door.