I got tagged by rollerjen last week, so here goes nothing:
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one [blood] sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie ??? and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently like someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive and I can be a perfectionist.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like TGI Fridays.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant pastime.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends with them if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am NOT ashamed!
I love wrestling.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I am ambidextrous.
I'm stuck in my childhood past.
I eat most my food cold.
I enjoy biting.
I know what it feels like to be betrayed by one you love.
I love dinosaurs.
I am in the top 1% of Pokemon players in the world.
I spend far too much money on music each week.
I'm an elitist prick.
I've never had chicken pox.
I own torn jeans.
I live in New Zealand.
The question marks at the beginning of each statement annoy me.
I have the habit of forming crushes on professors/teachers/authority figures.
I wish I didn't own as much as I do.
I prefer the smell of natural body odor to perfume or cologne.
I wish it were socially acceptable for women to not shave.
I'm sick right now.
I hate little kids.
I think relationships are more trouble than they're worth.
I have a horrible memory.
I am addicted to popsicles.
I wish I were in a band.
I like theatre.
I find it interesting that the people who drive convertibles are mostly old because they can afford it.
I have 4 or more online journals.
I’d rather live in another country than my own.
I want a career where I can travel.
I'm addicted to TV.
I'm in a committed relationship.
I own a cat.
I own a pond with koi.
I've never had sex.
I collect childish things.
I love performing on stage just to make an ass of myself.
The majority of my friends live out of state.
I am bisexual.
I get frequent headaches.
I am a huge flirt.
I am in love.
I'm terrified of spiders.
I have ridden a bull.
I am trying to publish a story.
I'm addicted to web design.
I'm addicted to music.
I'm addicted to animé.
I have a dog.
I have a weakness for designer purses.
I love eating/trying new food.
I spend a lot on getting my hair done.
US magazine is a guilty pleasure.
I love writing.
I think I’m addicted to my computer.
I’m shy in some circumstances but completely outgoing in others.
I’m short.
I live with my family.
I found my first fandom at twenty.
I was molested as a child.
I like Will Kemp.
I have dissected a human brain.
I loathe stories about mistaken identity.
I spend more money than I should on getting my hair done.
I have two dogs.
I am raising 8 baby chicks.
I am pregnant with a girl.
I went to college for 5 1/2 years.
Even though I know it’s unreasonable I’m sometimes still afraid of the dark
The thing I want more than anything else in the world is a soul mate
I don’t think I’ll ever find a soul mate
I collect rocks on the beach
I believe having a positive attitude is a road to happiness