All you need to know...
"-You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
- What?
- It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just their's is a little different.
- Example!
- Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
- They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
- No man, they've got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
- Then what do they call it?
- They call it a Royale with cheese
- A Royale with cheese?
- That's right!
- What do they call a Big Mac?
- A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big Mac
- Le Bige Maque
- What do they call a Whopper?
- I don't know. I didn't go to Burger King."
And that's just one of all the classics.