Weekends are made for those who havn't had sex before....
Dude..you have NO IDEA...
Yea..dude weekends...are..AMAZING.
Two words: Movie-jokes and Drive-throughs.
Well let me clue everyone in on a rare and yet fascinating Jacquie moment...
So I'm walking home, okay? And I'm WICKED smart because as we all know, high heels are VERY smooth and comfortable walking attire...anywhoo...im walking...or gimping home, and i had to wait at the corner to cross the road (like any sane person would) and some car-full group of teens...rude i might add....pull over and ask me: "How much for the night?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FUNNY!! SO FUNNY!!
....until one of them realizes they KNOW ME!!! FREAK!!!!
(I'll never tell who it was...however, tell your friend $100.)
Yea..dude weekends...are..AMAZING.
Two words: Movie-jokes and Drive-throughs.
Well let me clue everyone in on a rare and yet fascinating Jacquie moment...
So I'm walking home, okay? And I'm WICKED smart because as we all know, high heels are VERY smooth and comfortable walking attire...anywhoo...im walking...or gimping home, and i had to wait at the corner to cross the road (like any sane person would) and some car-full group of teens...rude i might add....pull over and ask me: "How much for the night?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FUNNY!! SO FUNNY!!
....until one of them realizes they KNOW ME!!! FREAK!!!!
(I'll never tell who it was...however, tell your friend $100.)