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My life is based on a true story.
So I called Mike Vegeto. Mmmmyup! And I got the detailios about how to make your computer say things to you... now whenever I make a mistake my computer goes: "YOU STUPID ASS." hehe. Wait til my art teacher gets a load of THAT!
Sledding!!! As soon as it snows, I have my sled at the ready!! And apparently children from all over Bridgewater and even kids taking the train with their parents will come from far and wide to go sledding on the hill outside my dorms. The security guard said it would be packed with children. DAMNIT!! So I guess I'll just have to be that person that "accidently" bumps into little kids and shoves snow down their shirt. GET OFF OF MY SLEDDING HILL!! RAAA!!!
It's always nice to walk into the bathroom and know that only 2/5 stalls are able to be used, because the other 3 are being YAKKED in. GROSS. Is it sad that I'm used to this already? But I still make up an excuse EVERY time to go and see it?!?! Attention: If you are under the weight of 80 pounds, you can NOT handle your liquor. Also, if you are under the weight of 80, you need to stop NOT wearing pants.
Who's the president? The answer is a no-brainer.
In Laughing Matters, my project is to look up why some people like sexist jokes. When the teacher assigned this to me, I looked at her like: Some people DONT!?! So now i get to walk around campus telling sexist jokes to ANYONE i want...and I can. Because it's for EDUCATION!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
So I called Mike Vegeto. Mmmmyup! And I got the detailios about how to make your computer say things to you... now whenever I make a mistake my computer goes: "YOU STUPID ASS." hehe. Wait til my art teacher gets a load of THAT!
Sledding!!! As soon as it snows, I have my sled at the ready!! And apparently children from all over Bridgewater and even kids taking the train with their parents will come from far and wide to go sledding on the hill outside my dorms. The security guard said it would be packed with children. DAMNIT!! So I guess I'll just have to be that person that "accidently" bumps into little kids and shoves snow down their shirt. GET OFF OF MY SLEDDING HILL!! RAAA!!!
It's always nice to walk into the bathroom and know that only 2/5 stalls are able to be used, because the other 3 are being YAKKED in. GROSS. Is it sad that I'm used to this already? But I still make up an excuse EVERY time to go and see it?!?! Attention: If you are under the weight of 80 pounds, you can NOT handle your liquor. Also, if you are under the weight of 80, you need to stop NOT wearing pants.
Who's the president? The answer is a no-brainer.
In Laughing Matters, my project is to look up why some people like sexist jokes. When the teacher assigned this to me, I looked at her like: Some people DONT!?! So now i get to walk around campus telling sexist jokes to ANYONE i want...and I can. Because it's for EDUCATION!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....