WHAT THE HELL DOES BSC REALLY STAND FOR?!?!?!?
Okay, me and some friends decided it was damn time to figure out what BSC REALLY stood for....
Bilingual Sketchy Chinamen (you can't MOVE without...I swear...)
BareNaked Stoned Chicks (long story short...NO PANTS = NO PITY....)
Bums Stealing Connect Cards (ummm...I believe you have the wrong card. Why? Because thats ME.)
Bitchy Slimjim Cafeterians (Is the GRAVY on the turkey considered a side? Come ON!)
Busted Skooshy Cancer (I'll tell you in a sec)
More to come!
SOOoooOoOooOOOooo anywhoo, I know my favorite ducky already told this HI-larious story, but I just gotta tell all my buds at home...
Someone stole and stabbed one of those skooshy pillows....the ones that are like...butts...theyre like...filled with cancer..... cause we're walkin down the hall, and there were white balls EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone took some of those packing peanuts and chopped em up into tiny balls and injected them with cancer... and now they. are. EVERYWHERE. Until the janitors swept em up in a fit of joy...
I don't think I could give Columbus Day weekend enough justice without using the words "tittyfuck", "shove", "dick", "KillJoe", "HIGH", "cancer", "bloodbath", or "Alarms".
When my roomate asked how my weekend was, I thought about telling her exactly what I just typed, but instead I just said:
"It was the longest 3 hours of my life."
Bilingual Sketchy Chinamen (you can't MOVE without...I swear...)
BareNaked Stoned Chicks (long story short...NO PANTS = NO PITY....)
Bums Stealing Connect Cards (ummm...I believe you have the wrong card. Why? Because thats ME.)
Bitchy Slimjim Cafeterians (Is the GRAVY on the turkey considered a side? Come ON!)
Busted Skooshy Cancer (I'll tell you in a sec)
More to come!
SOOoooOoOooOOOooo anywhoo, I know my favorite ducky already told this HI-larious story, but I just gotta tell all my buds at home...
Someone stole and stabbed one of those skooshy pillows....the ones that are like...butts...theyre like...filled with cancer..... cause we're walkin down the hall, and there were white balls EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone took some of those packing peanuts and chopped em up into tiny balls and injected them with cancer... and now they. are. EVERYWHERE. Until the janitors swept em up in a fit of joy...
I don't think I could give Columbus Day weekend enough justice without using the words "tittyfuck", "shove", "dick", "KillJoe", "HIGH", "cancer", "bloodbath", or "Alarms".
When my roomate asked how my weekend was, I thought about telling her exactly what I just typed, but instead I just said:
"It was the longest 3 hours of my life."