why DID the chicken cross the road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Who gives the best reason..?)
JERRY FALWELL - Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you poeple see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side". That's what "they" call it, the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "The other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
Dr. SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, But why it crosses, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA- In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX - It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken?" Could you "Chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE - And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chickens, "thou shalt cross the road." And the chickens crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS - I missed one?
Anyone remember these things? lol
JERRY FALWELL - Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you poeple see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side". That's what "they" call it, the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "The other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
Dr. SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, But why it crosses, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA- In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX - It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken?" Could you "Chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE - And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chickens, "thou shalt cross the road." And the chickens crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS - I missed one?
Anyone remember these things? lol