Tell me! Please!! It's KILLING ME!!!!
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
I'm going to buy that damn Brightside tshirt whether I'm poor or not... 5 finger discount? Nah, nah, that's wrong...ALRIGHT ILL DO IT!!!
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." Erma Bombeck
Yea.. that reminded me of a certain chore i had to do today...called sorting socks??!? Most random request ever, second only to her ( i think she must have been drunk) walking out of the bathroom, putting her leg up on a chair, and saying: "Smell my leg." WHAT?! Nice new shaving cream mom, share it with the world why don't you....or, ya know, spare me...??
Is it wrong that I can stand outside for 5 minutes in my backyard and get a better tan that when I go to the beach for 5 hours?!!? "If tanning were outlawed, than only outlaws would have tans...and skin cancer."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm spent.
I'm going to buy that damn Brightside tshirt whether I'm poor or not... 5 finger discount? Nah, nah, that's wrong...ALRIGHT ILL DO IT!!!
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." Erma Bombeck
Yea.. that reminded me of a certain chore i had to do today...called sorting socks??!? Most random request ever, second only to her ( i think she must have been drunk) walking out of the bathroom, putting her leg up on a chair, and saying: "Smell my leg." WHAT?! Nice new shaving cream mom, share it with the world why don't you....or, ya know, spare me...??
Is it wrong that I can stand outside for 5 minutes in my backyard and get a better tan that when I go to the beach for 5 hours?!!? "If tanning were outlawed, than only outlaws would have tans...and skin cancer."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm spent.