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"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill." -JH
Ever go online pretending to look up stuff for your parents, and then end up making one of those online fill-out thingies? Yea...it's one of those days...!!
1. Name
2. Say something funny:
3. Tell me a quick story:
4. Favorite pastime?:
5. Future Hope?:
6. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?:
7. If you could have any name...:
8. Are you "Totally Crushing!"?:
9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?:
10. Worst job ever:
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
Speaking of Jobs...Apparently I need a second job because College costs...MONEY!!!?? What's with that? So...I'm on the hunt...
Ever go online pretending to look up stuff for your parents, and then end up making one of those online fill-out thingies? Yea...it's one of those days...!!
1. Name
2. Say something funny:
3. Tell me a quick story:
4. Favorite pastime?:
5. Future Hope?:
6. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?:
7. If you could have any name...:
8. Are you "Totally Crushing!"?:
9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?:
10. Worst job ever:
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
Speaking of Jobs...Apparently I need a second job because College costs...MONEY!!!?? What's with that? So...I'm on the hunt...