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dear everybody: post more! i'm bored and want to read your thoughts.
reasons to shave your legs after four and a half years of not doing so:
-your mother buys you FIVE NEW DRESSES if you promise you will
-constantly wearing tights to work because you're uncomfortable about showing your leg hair in the office because men don't show their body hair in the office gives you a pesky reoccurring yeasty discharge
-reading tons of camille paglia over christmas makes you want to exploit your sexual power to the fullest
-you are tired of making the same point over and over
-you have passed the torch on to a younger, more adorable upstart (thanks, katelyn!)
-you realize that it will in fact grow back whenever you want it to
-seriously, they are five CUTE dresses
it's actually pretty fun, for now! i left my armpit hair though because having it kinda gets me off. i'll shave it for david's wedding; i owe my mother that much at least.
reasons to shave your legs after four and a half years of not doing so:
-your mother buys you FIVE NEW DRESSES if you promise you will
-constantly wearing tights to work because you're uncomfortable about showing your leg hair in the office because men don't show their body hair in the office gives you a pesky reoccurring yeasty discharge
-reading tons of camille paglia over christmas makes you want to exploit your sexual power to the fullest
-you are tired of making the same point over and over
-you have passed the torch on to a younger, more adorable upstart (thanks, katelyn!)
-you realize that it will in fact grow back whenever you want it to
-seriously, they are five CUTE dresses
it's actually pretty fun, for now! i left my armpit hair though because having it kinda gets me off. i'll shave it for david's wedding; i owe my mother that much at least.