# 19
These literally took me under five minutes and I had to make a story book for the failbots when I was playing a solo campaign of left4dead. I was on the dead center stage & while I was walking along the ledge I side stepped to avoid any oncoming attacks from zombies that may have jumped out the window. It was my first mistake playing solo because Nick slipped and was hanging on the ledge then for literally one minute, everyone just stared at me before coach decided to stop being a dick while the girls had their shits and giggles.
As the campaign progresses we move further down the hall, I shoot zombies to help clear the way before we turn the corner and a jockey jumps on top of me and magically teleports us towards a fucking fire. I get knocked down, Ellis is delicious bait for a hunter that I kill while I'm on fire and coach just stares at me, steps back after helping me, before coming back while my life is in the +200 red range. I hate the bots so much and pistol whipped them all in the mouths with my cock gun while we were in the elevator.