Mauled But Laughing
I got attacked by my friend's stepdad's dog. I was patting it and I turned to leave and it lunged at me, tried to get me on the ground by biting my legs (it nearly succeeded too, there's a big hole in my pants), and probably try and kill me. It did manage to bit my ribs and get a chunk of skin from me. I now have a nice gaping hole on my ribs! It was so scary... :x The dog might be put down, no one knows yet. Personally, I'm all for it, and so is the doctor who treated me and even the owner's girlfriend. Thing is, no one bothered to tell me that if I turn around it will try and fucking kill me. That pisses me off so much. SIGH
Well, at least I watched Jackass Volume 2 & 3. Funniest shit ever! The grossest part would have to be either Bam snorting earthworms and then horking them out OR Johnny Knoxville insiminating a cow... OR Steve-O getting his asscheeks peirced together. Haha, sick shit. I suggest you all go either watch the seasons, the movie, or even try some stunts on your own like I will be doing because I'm headstrong (can anyone say Bottle Skating? :D).
School starts in a week and three days, too. I don't even know where I'll be going and don't have school supplies. Not like I honestly care though. Heh.
Well, at least I watched Jackass Volume 2 & 3. Funniest shit ever! The grossest part would have to be either Bam snorting earthworms and then horking them out OR Johnny Knoxville insiminating a cow... OR Steve-O getting his asscheeks peirced together. Haha, sick shit. I suggest you all go either watch the seasons, the movie, or even try some stunts on your own like I will be doing because I'm headstrong (can anyone say Bottle Skating? :D).
School starts in a week and three days, too. I don't even know where I'll be going and don't have school supplies. Not like I honestly care though. Heh.