HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRICIA BONTEMPO!
With your newfound 16-ness, just think of all the possiblilities that await!
This could be a reality soon!
Now I know what you're going to say... "But I don't have a driver's license!" Right? Well, no worries there either! I've taken the liberty of making you a fake one!
Just print this baby out, and you'll be cruisin and pickin up all kinds of fly hunnies in no time! Welcome to the world of driving, Tricia... um, I mean, Gumbah.
Happy Birthday Babe