CATALINA!!!
heyy..im gonna write about catalina now so yea...this is gonna be a long one...
ok sooo
DAY 1:
boring as hell...we waited hella long for the bus and hella long for the plane and yea..we waited a hella lot. lOl..it took friggin forever till we got to the island and it was getting dark too. no one was in a good mood and when we got to the dock all the ppl were all like WOOHOO!!! WELCOME!!! and we're like, where are the showers? so yea...we were all cranky that day. we moved into out cabins and everyone felt like crying...it was so GROSS. sarah was like, its like a refrigerator!!! and the showers were so small and we couldn't find our freakin cabin. the bathrooms were gross and then we found out that we could only take two minutes showers so yea...we ate dinner..the food wan't that bad...before that, we met our group naturalist. we got ALLY!!! SHE IS SO AWESOME!!!k, so after dinner, we went onto the dock and we wrote down our goals which were like, have fun, see a shooting star, stuff like that...we also named ourselves the DEPP's PIRANETTES!! o YEA baybee...we kick MAJOR FACE!! lOl...then me nd ana made this rum song..lOl...WE thought it was cool but andy thought that we should go to the retard center..lmao. then we learned abotu the scuba stuff and leg butt...lol...and then we went to the eating place and we watched CATALINA UNDERWATER!! oOoOoOo...we all fell asleep..literally...lol...we were all exhausted but then we stayed up really late so yea...the cabins were SO cold... and the showers didn't have locks and two of them didn't close. HE WILL DIE LIKE THE HORSE IN THE RING!!! NEIGH NEIGH!!! lOl..that was hella funny...then we read all those sex stories from the cosmopolitan...o, before we swtiched to ISLAND TIME!!! it was like hella dark out and we found this GRAVE THING outside our cabin. sum naturalist told us this story and he was a good piratte. we found out later that it was a memorial but we were totally freakin out...everyone was screamin cuz the guys would sneak up behind you and totally scare the shit out of you...
DAY 2:
so...we went snorkeling at 8 in the morning..YOU'VE GOT LEG BUTT!!! lol...that was fun...it was so freakin cold and the wet suits were freakin annoying. at least they weren't wet yet...cuz we were the first group to go. we saw sum...stuff...the underwater cameras stink...i didn't get ANY good pictures so yea...it was totally pointless. after we showered and everything, we went to the yacht club and played adaptation auction..WOOHOO TURTLES!! nd..yea, we went to the aquarium thing and we did th e plankton lab and all that..YEA CRUNCHY!! lol..sim...we had out special plankton...and then we went to back camp and we played these games where we made up these sentences...they were hella funny...cuz they were baout oren's group...then we played the captains coming wiht oren's group and uM...i forget what we did after that..i think we had free time...before dinner. when we were playing games with juss our group, we were tlakin about oren's group and megan and ti were like, OMG, BARRETTS COMING!!! and ally was like oOhhHh...who's barrett? and then they told her about like brian and jeff and sean and all them and she was like, so this is the good boy group that you guys want to do stuff wiht? and they were like uH..NO...btu thats ok!! so yea... nd um...we saw sonya practically naked running our of the showers..mr. culbertsons group was like RIGHT THERE. get a swim suit...o yea, we had the night games with OREN!! lOl..and mr.smith was there..and it was hella freaky when we played sardines in the dark...taylor was so funy when we played camouflage...mr.smith was like munkimunkimunkimunki and i was like STFU. he has a walkman in his cabin...which is right next to ours...and we tracked mud all over and left the door open and opened all his windows...lol...he started freakin out and we were in out cabin laughing our asses off....ok...we read more sex stories...haha...
DAY 3:
uRG...the guys were pissing me off so i got mad and this one guy got all sad so his friends were trying to get me to apologize to him so that kinda pissed me off too so i left with sim and later megan was like, o, they said sorry and i was likewatever...UG. they piss me off SO MUCH. we jumped off the dock today...it was hella cold but hella fun..lOl...me, andy, ana, nd ti jumped off and we were late to breakfast but we were let in first cuz we jumped off...we went kayaking that day...it was so funny cuz sim fell off in like the first two minutes we kayaked around spain and there was this piratte ship and these guys were like really annoying they were like, HOW ARE YOU LADIES DOING? and then ana falls of her kayak and they start laughing at her.andy thinks that we should have said, FINE. how are YOU ladies doing today?lOL.....later, i jumped off twice and we jumped off the dock later.o, and before that, this other guy was pissing me off and ana thought it was cool..lOl..youw ouldn't get it. and uM..i think today was the day that mr. culbertson was pretending to chuck me in the ocean and he picked me up and i started screaming SO LOUD...it was hella funny....o, and how can i forget? me and tianna flooded the girls bathroom byt flushing the urinal...ok, one toilet was filled to the top with shit and the other one didn't have toilet paper and the floor was all wet..it was SO gross. tianna was like OH!! PUSH!! so she flushed the toilet and it started flooding so i started pushing it to make it stop so it DID. then kristina was like PUSH IT AGAIN!! cuz she thought it was funny and im like why? and shes like, cuz we know how to stop it!! and im like OK!! so i pushed it again and guess what? we couldn't stop it. so ana comes and saves us all..lOl...i think today was like the day that we built sand castles lol...CHICOAGUA!! or hoever you sp it..it was funny...we did our little maps later...i was IC BAIT!!! YUMMY TUMMY! i was like falling asleep during the debate but later, i stayed up to like 1 with ana and ti..TIANNA FARTED!! lOl...at least it wasn't on my bed. thats it i guess...
DAY 4:
that morning, oren's group jumped into the P.O!! lol..ana...ana and andy were gonna jump in with them cuz we jumped in that morning and we kept our swimsuits on cuz we were gonna go canoeing later anyways so yea..they were gonna but they were too late...then we went on this hill thing and we presented our maps to oren's group and i think jima's i don't really remember...and uM...yea, we were really cramped and what really bugged me was that both the boy's maps were upside down.its not that big of a deal but it just IRKED me you know? ok...then we left to do our own little things..oren's group wento play like games or whatever. i think they were the same games that we played in the back camp before we played games with them but whatever. then ally told us that we had to meet them in our canoes and we had to give them a "peace offering" or whatever do we made these really stupid love letters...it was hella funny...we all wrote these love letters to the nondorky ppl in oren's group. like not stanek's little group of friends but like barrett and brian's group so yea..that was fun. brian was gonna get three but two of them didn't pass the ally-and-ms.valdes screen test...too bad cuz they were hella funny...sim wrote this one to danny that was like i love you and if you don't love me too, i'll throw duck poo at you...i wanted to give them the icky GIGANTIC orb spider that we found in the prickly pears and prickly pears and the duck poo but ally wouldn't let us...then we went canoeing which wasn't as fun as kayaking...cuz none of us were doing anything..it was funny cuz i was trying to get kelp for megan..lOl..OMG, our canoe was liek sinking...it had a whole in it at the end and water was like coming in and we were totally freaking out cuz we were drifting out...and we hid behind spain and then we met up with the guys who took FOREVER with their games. we only met up with one canoe cuz the other one was still on shore..lOl..i think they were stuck in the roks...btu anyways, danny was on that canoe so that was no fun. we started giving them waterr from our canoe and brian was trying to bash our canoes into each other and got mad at me cuz i got his clothes wet. lOl...ally bet us that theyd give us rocks and we were like NAH, they're cooler than that...and you know what they gave us? A rock...not rockS but A rock. and a stick. ally was totally cracking up...and later, after showers and everything, we were sitting there by the waterfront and we were eating lunch when they came up to us and they were like lalalalalalalallaaaaaaaalalala..and we werelike, WTF are you doing? and they were like ,singing to you guys, DUH, what does it LOOK like? and they gave us more ROCKS with that sticky tar stuff. it was hella funny. and they gave us a centerpiece which was like a cup with a eucalyptus branch in it. later, mr.keilty was reading the luv letters that we wrote and we were like OH SHIT lOl...connie write this one that was like, roses are red, violets are blue, ashtons got a hot body and so do you!! and mr. keilty was peeling it apart cuz it was soaking wet and was reading it out loud while all the guys cracked up. he was like, whos this from? and we were liek CONNIE!! and he was like, whos it to? and connies like, NO ONE!! and we were like, ITS FOR YOU! and she totally freaked out. it was hella funny...nd then we hiked to parson's beach and we tidepooled and all that..and then we made our skit whcih ROCKED lOl...and we tide pooled. the only things that i found was a plant [[not that hard huh?]] and sum snails that had the pretty pink shells. i LUVED the beach..i could like sit there for like five hours just SITTING there, you know? and we walked back and we ate dinner and all that and we were allowed to sleep outside all thanks to me!! lol..i asked ally that like the second day but it sprinkled for liek five minutes so they didn't let us. but it wouldn't have been that fun cuz the clouds were covering the stars anyways..and we had the campfire and we did our skits and we had s'mores!! it was so fun..and liam sang his totally awesome song...and the i love omar skit was hella funny...i thought OURS was the best lol..and oren's group...thers was HOT...lOl...yUp...then me nd sim stayed up till like three and she fell asleep in my bed and she went to her own bed later..but it was hella windy outside...and hella freaky..
DAY 5:
OMGG...saddest day ever... :[...neways, got up early like every other day to jump off and we went early to see the teacher jump off and later, daniel told us that that hey weren't going to be jumping off with us liek they PROMISED!! so we got pissed and we told ana and andy so they went over there and convinced two of them to jump of with us so that was cool..we jumped off with brian and barrett who are THE COOLEST...and uM...we had breakfast...and then we cleaned and everything and finished packing and all that...nd uM...we went down to the dock and we thought abotu our trip and passed around pieces of paper with our names on them and we wrote stuff about each other on them and then wegraduated...lOl...we got the little diplomas...and we went over our goals and i thought it was totally cool that we ended up right were we started. and then we hadlunch and uM...i went with ana to go get water after the little peek-a-boo thing and daniel was like, did you have fun? and i just started crying right there. nd then we got back on the STUPID STUPID boat and i just like fell asleep adn i was like half-asleep half the trip and in the beginning, me nd eileen were like trying to dodge the STUPID seagulls which were like trying to shit onus..lOl..nd i was like half-asleep and i was like thinking about the trip and i was like crying AND laughing at the same exact time and OMG i was totally freakin everyoen out...lOl...we were like 5 feet away from the island and i missed it already...all the naturalists jumped off at the end and waved goodbye..and the naturalist that was infront of me was crying so yea...it was pretty sad...nd uM...got to the airport and bought magazines and uM..starbucks and burger king..lOl...OMGOMGOMGOMG...I MISS CATALINA!!!! nd ally...nd oren nd liam and OMG i msis everything and everyone SO FRIGGIN MUCh...
but i had THE best ROCKING TIME IN CATALINA!!!
ok..uM...o yea!!! SONGS!!!
our theme songs-DEPP's PIRANETTES!!
I don't know wut i've been told
Depp's Piranettes are mighty bold
We are spicy and we have sass
mess with us and we'll kick your...FACE [[lol]]
Depp's Piranettes are really cool
We will break all the rules
Catalina is out home
Don't mess with us and we'll leave you alone
sound off
1, 2
sound off
3,4
Depp's Piranettes,
Let's GO!!!
on the last day, we were like, LET'S STAY!!! lOl..sniff...miss it SO MUCH!!
RUM SONG!!!
rum is yummy
in my tummy
rum is tasty
like a pastry
wat is rum?
rum is GUM
rum is not GUM
rum is yum!
rum is fun!
i have jewelry clanky clanky
makes me look like girl who SKANKY SKANKY!!
i love that part..lOl..i made that part up ALL BY MYSELF!! lOl...
nd uM..LAST SONG!!!
i work at yummy tummy
makin flame broiled sushi
i wear paper hats
would you like a squid with that???
wiuld you like a squid with that???
DING! calamari done
DING! calamari done
DING!!! CALAMARI DONEE!!!!
lol..i made that up on the spot at parsons for our skit and they ended up keeping it so yea...its from the burger king version. ok, that took a WHILE...lol...im done now..i'll probably put picture up later...but neways, A SHOUTOUT TO THE DPZ!!! LOL....O YEA, AND BTW, ALLY SAYS HI!! AND SHE'S GONNA SEND THE DOUBLES OF HER PIZ SOON!!! ok...
kissez,
steph
ok sooo
DAY 1:
boring as hell...we waited hella long for the bus and hella long for the plane and yea..we waited a hella lot. lOl..it took friggin forever till we got to the island and it was getting dark too. no one was in a good mood and when we got to the dock all the ppl were all like WOOHOO!!! WELCOME!!! and we're like, where are the showers? so yea...we were all cranky that day. we moved into out cabins and everyone felt like crying...it was so GROSS. sarah was like, its like a refrigerator!!! and the showers were so small and we couldn't find our freakin cabin. the bathrooms were gross and then we found out that we could only take two minutes showers so yea...we ate dinner..the food wan't that bad...before that, we met our group naturalist. we got ALLY!!! SHE IS SO AWESOME!!!k, so after dinner, we went onto the dock and we wrote down our goals which were like, have fun, see a shooting star, stuff like that...we also named ourselves the DEPP's PIRANETTES!! o YEA baybee...we kick MAJOR FACE!! lOl...then me nd ana made this rum song..lOl...WE thought it was cool but andy thought that we should go to the retard center..lmao. then we learned abotu the scuba stuff and leg butt...lol...and then we went to the eating place and we watched CATALINA UNDERWATER!! oOoOoOo...we all fell asleep..literally...lol...we were all exhausted but then we stayed up really late so yea...the cabins were SO cold... and the showers didn't have locks and two of them didn't close. HE WILL DIE LIKE THE HORSE IN THE RING!!! NEIGH NEIGH!!! lOl..that was hella funny...then we read all those sex stories from the cosmopolitan...o, before we swtiched to ISLAND TIME!!! it was like hella dark out and we found this GRAVE THING outside our cabin. sum naturalist told us this story and he was a good piratte. we found out later that it was a memorial but we were totally freakin out...everyone was screamin cuz the guys would sneak up behind you and totally scare the shit out of you...
DAY 2:
so...we went snorkeling at 8 in the morning..YOU'VE GOT LEG BUTT!!! lol...that was fun...it was so freakin cold and the wet suits were freakin annoying. at least they weren't wet yet...cuz we were the first group to go. we saw sum...stuff...the underwater cameras stink...i didn't get ANY good pictures so yea...it was totally pointless. after we showered and everything, we went to the yacht club and played adaptation auction..WOOHOO TURTLES!! nd..yea, we went to the aquarium thing and we did th e plankton lab and all that..YEA CRUNCHY!! lol..sim...we had out special plankton...and then we went to back camp and we played these games where we made up these sentences...they were hella funny...cuz they were baout oren's group...then we played the captains coming wiht oren's group and uM...i forget what we did after that..i think we had free time...before dinner. when we were playing games with juss our group, we were tlakin about oren's group and megan and ti were like, OMG, BARRETTS COMING!!! and ally was like oOhhHh...who's barrett? and then they told her about like brian and jeff and sean and all them and she was like, so this is the good boy group that you guys want to do stuff wiht? and they were like uH..NO...btu thats ok!! so yea... nd um...we saw sonya practically naked running our of the showers..mr. culbertsons group was like RIGHT THERE. get a swim suit...o yea, we had the night games with OREN!! lOl..and mr.smith was there..and it was hella freaky when we played sardines in the dark...taylor was so funy when we played camouflage...mr.smith was like munkimunkimunkimunki and i was like STFU. he has a walkman in his cabin...which is right next to ours...and we tracked mud all over and left the door open and opened all his windows...lol...he started freakin out and we were in out cabin laughing our asses off....ok...we read more sex stories...haha...
DAY 3:
uRG...the guys were pissing me off so i got mad and this one guy got all sad so his friends were trying to get me to apologize to him so that kinda pissed me off too so i left with sim and later megan was like, o, they said sorry and i was likewatever...UG. they piss me off SO MUCH. we jumped off the dock today...it was hella cold but hella fun..lOl...me, andy, ana, nd ti jumped off and we were late to breakfast but we were let in first cuz we jumped off...we went kayaking that day...it was so funny cuz sim fell off in like the first two minutes we kayaked around spain and there was this piratte ship and these guys were like really annoying they were like, HOW ARE YOU LADIES DOING? and then ana falls of her kayak and they start laughing at her.andy thinks that we should have said, FINE. how are YOU ladies doing today?lOL.....later, i jumped off twice and we jumped off the dock later.o, and before that, this other guy was pissing me off and ana thought it was cool..lOl..youw ouldn't get it. and uM..i think today was the day that mr. culbertson was pretending to chuck me in the ocean and he picked me up and i started screaming SO LOUD...it was hella funny....o, and how can i forget? me and tianna flooded the girls bathroom byt flushing the urinal...ok, one toilet was filled to the top with shit and the other one didn't have toilet paper and the floor was all wet..it was SO gross. tianna was like OH!! PUSH!! so she flushed the toilet and it started flooding so i started pushing it to make it stop so it DID. then kristina was like PUSH IT AGAIN!! cuz she thought it was funny and im like why? and shes like, cuz we know how to stop it!! and im like OK!! so i pushed it again and guess what? we couldn't stop it. so ana comes and saves us all..lOl...i think today was like the day that we built sand castles lol...CHICOAGUA!! or hoever you sp it..it was funny...we did our little maps later...i was IC BAIT!!! YUMMY TUMMY! i was like falling asleep during the debate but later, i stayed up to like 1 with ana and ti..TIANNA FARTED!! lOl...at least it wasn't on my bed. thats it i guess...
DAY 4:
that morning, oren's group jumped into the P.O!! lol..ana...ana and andy were gonna jump in with them cuz we jumped in that morning and we kept our swimsuits on cuz we were gonna go canoeing later anyways so yea..they were gonna but they were too late...then we went on this hill thing and we presented our maps to oren's group and i think jima's i don't really remember...and uM...yea, we were really cramped and what really bugged me was that both the boy's maps were upside down.its not that big of a deal but it just IRKED me you know? ok...then we left to do our own little things..oren's group wento play like games or whatever. i think they were the same games that we played in the back camp before we played games with them but whatever. then ally told us that we had to meet them in our canoes and we had to give them a "peace offering" or whatever do we made these really stupid love letters...it was hella funny...we all wrote these love letters to the nondorky ppl in oren's group. like not stanek's little group of friends but like barrett and brian's group so yea..that was fun. brian was gonna get three but two of them didn't pass the ally-and-ms.valdes screen test...too bad cuz they were hella funny...sim wrote this one to danny that was like i love you and if you don't love me too, i'll throw duck poo at you...i wanted to give them the icky GIGANTIC orb spider that we found in the prickly pears and prickly pears and the duck poo but ally wouldn't let us...then we went canoeing which wasn't as fun as kayaking...cuz none of us were doing anything..it was funny cuz i was trying to get kelp for megan..lOl..OMG, our canoe was liek sinking...it had a whole in it at the end and water was like coming in and we were totally freaking out cuz we were drifting out...and we hid behind spain and then we met up with the guys who took FOREVER with their games. we only met up with one canoe cuz the other one was still on shore..lOl..i think they were stuck in the roks...btu anyways, danny was on that canoe so that was no fun. we started giving them waterr from our canoe and brian was trying to bash our canoes into each other and got mad at me cuz i got his clothes wet. lOl...ally bet us that theyd give us rocks and we were like NAH, they're cooler than that...and you know what they gave us? A rock...not rockS but A rock. and a stick. ally was totally cracking up...and later, after showers and everything, we were sitting there by the waterfront and we were eating lunch when they came up to us and they were like lalalalalalalallaaaaaaaalalala..and we werelike, WTF are you doing? and they were like ,singing to you guys, DUH, what does it LOOK like? and they gave us more ROCKS with that sticky tar stuff. it was hella funny. and they gave us a centerpiece which was like a cup with a eucalyptus branch in it. later, mr.keilty was reading the luv letters that we wrote and we were like OH SHIT lOl...connie write this one that was like, roses are red, violets are blue, ashtons got a hot body and so do you!! and mr. keilty was peeling it apart cuz it was soaking wet and was reading it out loud while all the guys cracked up. he was like, whos this from? and we were liek CONNIE!! and he was like, whos it to? and connies like, NO ONE!! and we were like, ITS FOR YOU! and she totally freaked out. it was hella funny...nd then we hiked to parson's beach and we tidepooled and all that..and then we made our skit whcih ROCKED lOl...and we tide pooled. the only things that i found was a plant [[not that hard huh?]] and sum snails that had the pretty pink shells. i LUVED the beach..i could like sit there for like five hours just SITTING there, you know? and we walked back and we ate dinner and all that and we were allowed to sleep outside all thanks to me!! lol..i asked ally that like the second day but it sprinkled for liek five minutes so they didn't let us. but it wouldn't have been that fun cuz the clouds were covering the stars anyways..and we had the campfire and we did our skits and we had s'mores!! it was so fun..and liam sang his totally awesome song...and the i love omar skit was hella funny...i thought OURS was the best lol..and oren's group...thers was HOT...lOl...yUp...then me nd sim stayed up till like three and she fell asleep in my bed and she went to her own bed later..but it was hella windy outside...and hella freaky..
DAY 5:
OMGG...saddest day ever... :[...neways, got up early like every other day to jump off and we went early to see the teacher jump off and later, daniel told us that that hey weren't going to be jumping off with us liek they PROMISED!! so we got pissed and we told ana and andy so they went over there and convinced two of them to jump of with us so that was cool..we jumped off with brian and barrett who are THE COOLEST...and uM...we had breakfast...and then we cleaned and everything and finished packing and all that...nd uM...we went down to the dock and we thought abotu our trip and passed around pieces of paper with our names on them and we wrote stuff about each other on them and then wegraduated...lOl...we got the little diplomas...and we went over our goals and i thought it was totally cool that we ended up right were we started. and then we hadlunch and uM...i went with ana to go get water after the little peek-a-boo thing and daniel was like, did you have fun? and i just started crying right there. nd then we got back on the STUPID STUPID boat and i just like fell asleep adn i was like half-asleep half the trip and in the beginning, me nd eileen were like trying to dodge the STUPID seagulls which were like trying to shit onus..lOl..nd i was like half-asleep and i was like thinking about the trip and i was like crying AND laughing at the same exact time and OMG i was totally freakin everyoen out...lOl...we were like 5 feet away from the island and i missed it already...all the naturalists jumped off at the end and waved goodbye..and the naturalist that was infront of me was crying so yea...it was pretty sad...nd uM...got to the airport and bought magazines and uM..starbucks and burger king..lOl...OMGOMGOMGOMG...I MISS CATALINA!!!! nd ally...nd oren nd liam and OMG i msis everything and everyone SO FRIGGIN MUCh...
but i had THE best ROCKING TIME IN CATALINA!!!
ok..uM...o yea!!! SONGS!!!
our theme songs-DEPP's PIRANETTES!!
I don't know wut i've been told
Depp's Piranettes are mighty bold
We are spicy and we have sass
mess with us and we'll kick your...FACE [[lol]]
Depp's Piranettes are really cool
We will break all the rules
Catalina is out home
Don't mess with us and we'll leave you alone
sound off
1, 2
sound off
3,4
Depp's Piranettes,
Let's GO!!!
on the last day, we were like, LET'S STAY!!! lOl..sniff...miss it SO MUCH!!
RUM SONG!!!
rum is yummy
in my tummy
rum is tasty
like a pastry
wat is rum?
rum is GUM
rum is not GUM
rum is yum!
rum is fun!
i have jewelry clanky clanky
makes me look like girl who SKANKY SKANKY!!
i love that part..lOl..i made that part up ALL BY MYSELF!! lOl...
nd uM..LAST SONG!!!
i work at yummy tummy
makin flame broiled sushi
i wear paper hats
would you like a squid with that???
wiuld you like a squid with that???
DING! calamari done
DING! calamari done
DING!!! CALAMARI DONEE!!!!
lol..i made that up on the spot at parsons for our skit and they ended up keeping it so yea...its from the burger king version. ok, that took a WHILE...lol...im done now..i'll probably put picture up later...but neways, A SHOUTOUT TO THE DPZ!!! LOL....O YEA, AND BTW, ALLY SAYS HI!! AND SHE'S GONNA SEND THE DOUBLES OF HER PIZ SOON!!! ok...
kissez,
steph