some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
tell me why i always seem to meet guys at the grocery store?
i mean, i was just trying to buy salad dressing.
and this guy is trying to buy salad dressing too,
and he's on the phone with his mom like,
"no, i don't see it... really mom."
and me and my big fucking mouth is like...
"oh, whatcha looking for?"
looong story short, we talked for almost a half hour in safeway, and i have his phone number.
and i forgot the damn dressing.
fremont can be kinda pretty sometimes.
i still have yet to complete my christmas shopping. crazy mervyns is open until 2am, so possibly i'll opt for that.
while i was on my jog at lake elizabeth, the jehovas witnesses tried to convert me.
...it's cause i run too slow, they caught me.
i got a new pioneer stereo for my car, for christmas, it's beautiful.
i get hella bass, even on country songs.
i'll be listening to jason aldean 24/7 to the annoyance of my little sister. or "it's tricky" by run dmc.
i think i'm going to buy a new camera with my christmas money.
the lady i babysit for gave me a fatty giftcard to borders for christmas, awe. now i just need books to buy.
i have a fucking blind date tonight.
thanks, mom. you're the greatest. [/sarcasm]
i supposedly knew him when i was in preschool, but haven't seen him since.
i'm seriously considering pretending i have a limp, and a severe speech impediment.
but hey, it's a free dinner.
even if he's perfect, i can't let my mom have the satisfaction of setting me up sucessfully.
what kind of mother does that shit seriously!?
i'm glad that i have more pleasant things to look forward to over the wonderfulness that is winter break.
like a beach bonfire, HNBC weekend tahoe trip of major extravagance and sledding, girls day in san francisco, monterey with aminta and gail, seeing family on christmas, going out in san jose with my cousins
...and of course all of the unplanned insanity that always creeps up into my life somehow.
i'll have a good story by the end of this break, i can feel it.
keith urban & carrie underwood: march 11th, hp pavillion
oh, baby. keith, be mine (:
merry christmas everyone!
i mean, i was just trying to buy salad dressing.
and this guy is trying to buy salad dressing too,
and he's on the phone with his mom like,
"no, i don't see it... really mom."
and me and my big fucking mouth is like...
"oh, whatcha looking for?"
looong story short, we talked for almost a half hour in safeway, and i have his phone number.
and i forgot the damn dressing.
fremont can be kinda pretty sometimes.
i still have yet to complete my christmas shopping. crazy mervyns is open until 2am, so possibly i'll opt for that.
while i was on my jog at lake elizabeth, the jehovas witnesses tried to convert me.
...it's cause i run too slow, they caught me.
i got a new pioneer stereo for my car, for christmas, it's beautiful.
i get hella bass, even on country songs.
i'll be listening to jason aldean 24/7 to the annoyance of my little sister. or "it's tricky" by run dmc.
i think i'm going to buy a new camera with my christmas money.
the lady i babysit for gave me a fatty giftcard to borders for christmas, awe. now i just need books to buy.
i have a fucking blind date tonight.
thanks, mom. you're the greatest. [/sarcasm]
i supposedly knew him when i was in preschool, but haven't seen him since.
i'm seriously considering pretending i have a limp, and a severe speech impediment.
but hey, it's a free dinner.
even if he's perfect, i can't let my mom have the satisfaction of setting me up sucessfully.
what kind of mother does that shit seriously!?
i'm glad that i have more pleasant things to look forward to over the wonderfulness that is winter break.
like a beach bonfire, HNBC weekend tahoe trip of major extravagance and sledding, girls day in san francisco, monterey with aminta and gail, seeing family on christmas, going out in san jose with my cousins
...and of course all of the unplanned insanity that always creeps up into my life somehow.
i'll have a good story by the end of this break, i can feel it.
keith urban & carrie underwood: march 11th, hp pavillion
oh, baby. keith, be mine (:
merry christmas everyone!