Clearly I should go to hell...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday nixons_speeches and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for hdklfhklflakdgj (10 points). Last Friday I gave thedish767 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, amour_survit (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5005 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
SodaBop1919