DAMN JEW!
yea for cold hard cash for Christmas because nobody knows what to get you
due to the circumstances of last night I am awake far earlier than I should have to be on Christmas it seems Alex sucks at remembering his house key which meant that he had to stay at my house last night and therefore I had to wake up super early to drive him home to open presents it was kinda funny because when we had left his house I told his step-mom that I would have him home by eight in the morning and she laughed at me but I ended up being right
leave it to Alex to ruin Christmas for the rest of his family just because he's Jewish
due to the circumstances of last night I am awake far earlier than I should have to be on Christmas it seems Alex sucks at remembering his house key which meant that he had to stay at my house last night and therefore I had to wake up super early to drive him home to open presents it was kinda funny because when we had left his house I told his step-mom that I would have him home by eight in the morning and she laughed at me but I ended up being right
leave it to Alex to ruin Christmas for the rest of his family just because he's Jewish