ok, ok
quote of the day: "im as straight as a line, ur straight as a circle"
- arati
Well we couldnt use calculaters in math, darn it
then i got a stupid lecture on not moisturizing before a test (kuz the paper would be grreassy)
then i went 2 lunch, it was pretty normal and funny
then fani n i went 2 christ hospital, wth our hopes up we expected us 2 finish a whole box
so we went into a hall way and alot of the ppl tht passed by baught something
a darn it security guard said tht we were doing something (a big word i can not remember) tht wwe couldnt unless we were volenteers, n we got sent back 2 the darn it lobby
most of the ppl there ignored us, but this one nice lady gave each of us one doller n didnt even take ne candy
then some lady who worked on the labor n delivery floor, agreed 2 buy candy, so we went 2 her office where she had her money, i sould like 7 candy bars on tht floor,
n when we went back fani was pushing the elevator buttons so many times, but the gosh darn it elevator would never come (i thaught she brokke it)but it was a stupid fire drill
we were jeld hostage INSIDE THE BUILDING, arent they suppose 2 evacuate it?
we were stuck wth eachother for 35 min, or so
gosh those were tourturistic, we finally got fdown there
n wait till u hear thins ( we left our stuff inthe lobby and surprisingly after the 35 min they were still there, then we called my day , i wasnt gonna take the bus home at like 5:30
n then i told my mom wat hapened, n we went shopping n stuff, then we came home at like 7:30 and i did my normal stuff
oh well, i hope 2 sell the rest of my candy (soemway somehow))
Rosey132003: Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''
- arati
Well we couldnt use calculaters in math, darn it
then i got a stupid lecture on not moisturizing before a test (kuz the paper would be grreassy)
then i went 2 lunch, it was pretty normal and funny
then fani n i went 2 christ hospital, wth our hopes up we expected us 2 finish a whole box
so we went into a hall way and alot of the ppl tht passed by baught something
a darn it security guard said tht we were doing something (a big word i can not remember) tht wwe couldnt unless we were volenteers, n we got sent back 2 the darn it lobby
most of the ppl there ignored us, but this one nice lady gave each of us one doller n didnt even take ne candy
then some lady who worked on the labor n delivery floor, agreed 2 buy candy, so we went 2 her office where she had her money, i sould like 7 candy bars on tht floor,
n when we went back fani was pushing the elevator buttons so many times, but the gosh darn it elevator would never come (i thaught she brokke it)but it was a stupid fire drill
we were jeld hostage INSIDE THE BUILDING, arent they suppose 2 evacuate it?
we were stuck wth eachother for 35 min, or so
gosh those were tourturistic, we finally got fdown there
n wait till u hear thins ( we left our stuff inthe lobby and surprisingly after the 35 min they were still there, then we called my day , i wasnt gonna take the bus home at like 5:30
n then i told my mom wat hapened, n we went shopping n stuff, then we came home at like 7:30 and i did my normal stuff
oh well, i hope 2 sell the rest of my candy (soemway somehow))
Rosey132003: Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''