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Dear Pasty Girl,
Stop having sex during regular waking hours.
I know you're human, and you have needs, but do they have to be satisfied while I'm trying to read Keats? Now La Belle Dam Sans Merci will forever be associated with your groaning and the thumping of your bed against the wall. Do it at 3am when everybody's asleep like a normal person. I'd rather be woken up by it, instead I sit at my desk wondering 'What IS that?' until I realise and feel a little bit pervy.
Thank you,
Anna
Stop having sex during regular waking hours.
I know you're human, and you have needs, but do they have to be satisfied while I'm trying to read Keats? Now La Belle Dam Sans Merci will forever be associated with your groaning and the thumping of your bed against the wall. Do it at 3am when everybody's asleep like a normal person. I'd rather be woken up by it, instead I sit at my desk wondering 'What IS that?' until I realise and feel a little bit pervy.
Thank you,
Anna