rightening the mood with asian jokes
Or like, two consecutive conversations raffing at asians. In order of occurance!
Everyone has their respective asian names. My name in Japanese is Karina, so...
With Alexis:
Arexis: draw you chinese mongrer
Karina: I raff I ruse?
Arexis: fight crub
Karina: sigh, asians all rook same
Arexis: we have so hard...
Arexis: arr americans rook different
Karina: they raff at us, ronging to be us
Karina: they are onry jearous
Arexis: we ah supirio race
Arexis: we no ruv american
Karina: we ah only tru race, regendary
Arexis: Xiao Quai dynasty say so
Karina: thank te rawd for Xiao Quai dynasty, arr our bressings go to you
(Here I would've put the one I had with Jenna)
With Alex:
Karina: Suminasen, michi ni mayoi mashita. Nihongo o hanasemasen butt hole e no ikikata o shiete kudasai.
Arekusanda: Umm
Arekusanda: Domo arigatto mr robotto
Karina: Lmao
Karina: I asked you
Arekusanda: Sora ka? ore ka?
Karina: Excuse me, I am lost. I do not speak Japanese. Please show me how to get to your butt hole.
Arekusanda: Lmfao
Arekusanda: ROFLAFMO
Arekusanda: ARE YOU KIDDING
Karina: Nop
Arekusanda: I replied with : Sora? Or me?
Karina: LMAO
And that's amazing. As for now, I really need to take a bath and wash my hair. My mom brought me green tea. I've never really liked crappy iced tea, so I'll try this out and see if I like it. Plus, it boots your metabolism (supposedly) and lawd knows I need it. Also, I need to start taking vitamins. My mom thinks I'm low in iron. So whatever, centrium vitamins! My mom scheduled a facial for absolutely no reason today, but at least we get to go to Coral Gables for it so it's nice. I love Miracle Mile so much. There's a store there, I think it was called Reminisce, and it had the most darling things. There's a jewelry box I want that is a robin. My grandmother is going to buy it for me. Which reminds me, I practically threw a tantrum in the car to Coral Gables. I don't know why it happened, but it did. My grandmother was bothering me about my friends and how my face was ugly from crying and how I always looked like shit. And I snapped. So whatever, that's over, she won't tell anyone.
Wow, the lulz are raking in today:
Danieru: he showed me this thing
Danieru: about this one guy
Danieru: who played 50 accounts at once.
Danieru: and raided by himself
Danieru: he had 50 screens set up in his house
Karina: Holy SHIT
Danieru: yeah that's what i saie
Danieru: said*
Danieru: instead of 2 boxing
Danieru: he went big and did 50 boxing lol
Karina: 50 boxing
Karina: DAMN
Danieru: LOL
Danieru: i know
Danieru: fucking insane
Danieru: image if he was a farmer
Danieru: and like used bots and stuff
Karina: LMFAOFOMAOF
Danieru: you know how much gold he would make!?
(After seeing Maria's name in Japanese is Maria)
Karina: MARIA
Karina: LMAO
Arekusanda: The 'meaning' makes me laugh
Arekusanda: Lmao
Arekusanda: WISHED-FOR
Arekusanda: GAGAHAHAHAAGAGAGAGAG YA RITE
Karina: LMAOMOAM
Arekusanda: Wished-For to be dead
Lol, I left this open for like, two hours because my mom got home earlier than expected from getting foods, and I hadn't taken a shower. So I ran and then went downstairs and ate foods, then watched The Devil Wears Prada and then blow dried my hair. I will once again bring up the matter of my parents being unreasonable. Every time I ask to go out ahead of time, someone either forgets or ignores me, and then two days before the event, I mention it and it's a surprise, and then they'll tell me I can't go, but then they'll surprise me the day of the event that I can go after cancelling out. Why can't they do that ahead of time for me? It's alright, that's life I guess. It's ridiculous though and it makes me hulk-angry. My hands are also cold.
Everyone has their respective asian names. My name in Japanese is Karina, so...
With Alexis:
Arexis: draw you chinese mongrer
Karina: I raff I ruse?
Arexis: fight crub
Karina: sigh, asians all rook same
Arexis: we have so hard...
Arexis: arr americans rook different
Karina: they raff at us, ronging to be us
Karina: they are onry jearous
Arexis: we ah supirio race
Arexis: we no ruv american
Karina: we ah only tru race, regendary
Arexis: Xiao Quai dynasty say so
Karina: thank te rawd for Xiao Quai dynasty, arr our bressings go to you
(Here I would've put the one I had with Jenna)
With Alex:
Karina: Suminasen, michi ni mayoi mashita. Nihongo o hanasemasen butt hole e no ikikata o shiete kudasai.
Arekusanda: Umm
Arekusanda: Domo arigatto mr robotto
Karina: Lmao
Karina: I asked you
Arekusanda: Sora ka? ore ka?
Karina: Excuse me, I am lost. I do not speak Japanese. Please show me how to get to your butt hole.
Arekusanda: Lmfao
Arekusanda: ROFLAFMO
Arekusanda: ARE YOU KIDDING
Karina: Nop
Arekusanda: I replied with : Sora? Or me?
Karina: LMAO
And that's amazing. As for now, I really need to take a bath and wash my hair. My mom brought me green tea. I've never really liked crappy iced tea, so I'll try this out and see if I like it. Plus, it boots your metabolism (supposedly) and lawd knows I need it. Also, I need to start taking vitamins. My mom thinks I'm low in iron. So whatever, centrium vitamins! My mom scheduled a facial for absolutely no reason today, but at least we get to go to Coral Gables for it so it's nice. I love Miracle Mile so much. There's a store there, I think it was called Reminisce, and it had the most darling things. There's a jewelry box I want that is a robin. My grandmother is going to buy it for me. Which reminds me, I practically threw a tantrum in the car to Coral Gables. I don't know why it happened, but it did. My grandmother was bothering me about my friends and how my face was ugly from crying and how I always looked like shit. And I snapped. So whatever, that's over, she won't tell anyone.
Wow, the lulz are raking in today:
Danieru: he showed me this thing
Danieru: about this one guy
Danieru: who played 50 accounts at once.
Danieru: and raided by himself
Danieru: he had 50 screens set up in his house
Karina: Holy SHIT
Danieru: yeah that's what i saie
Danieru: said*
Danieru: instead of 2 boxing
Danieru: he went big and did 50 boxing lol
Karina: 50 boxing
Karina: DAMN
Danieru: LOL
Danieru: i know
Danieru: fucking insane
Danieru: image if he was a farmer
Danieru: and like used bots and stuff
Karina: LMFAOFOMAOF
Danieru: you know how much gold he would make!?
(After seeing Maria's name in Japanese is Maria)
Karina: MARIA
Karina: LMAO
Arekusanda: The 'meaning' makes me laugh
Arekusanda: Lmao
Arekusanda: WISHED-FOR
Arekusanda: GAGAHAHAHAAGAGAGAGAG YA RITE
Karina: LMAOMOAM
Arekusanda: Wished-For to be dead
Lol, I left this open for like, two hours because my mom got home earlier than expected from getting foods, and I hadn't taken a shower. So I ran and then went downstairs and ate foods, then watched The Devil Wears Prada and then blow dried my hair. I will once again bring up the matter of my parents being unreasonable. Every time I ask to go out ahead of time, someone either forgets or ignores me, and then two days before the event, I mention it and it's a surprise, and then they'll tell me I can't go, but then they'll surprise me the day of the event that I can go after cancelling out. Why can't they do that ahead of time for me? It's alright, that's life I guess. It's ridiculous though and it makes me hulk-angry. My hands are also cold.