This is an old fashioned love song
"Old Fashioned Love Song"
words and music by Alex Camlin
Fast paced, happy sound, lot of upstroke
Bm A
I can't wait to take you home
E A Bm
Gonna do stuff to ya girl
Bm A
Gonna tie you up to the bedpost
Ebar Dbar Bm
and watch your toes curl
Bm A
Quivering and Whispering "It's too big"
E A Bm
but you know I call your bluff
Bm A
You can fit a square peg in a round hole
Ebar Dbar Bm
If you just ram it in hard enough
(mute strum)
Ebar Dbar Bm
Just ram it in hard enough
(mute strum)
Ebar Dbar Bm
You gotta ram it in hard enough
Bridge 2x
E~------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s7-
B~------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s7-
G~------------------------------------------9-7---7-----------------------------------------------9-7------
D~-----------7----------------------------7-----9---9-------------7----------------------------7-9----9----
A~-------7-9---9-7----7---------------7-9---------------------7-9---9-7----7---------------7-9-------------
E~-777-10----------10---10-7---777-10-------------------777-10----------10---10-7---777-10-----------------
This song won't be on the radio
It won't land me a reord deal
But it'll make you come home with me tonight
I only wrote this song to make you squeal
And when I'm through I'll light a smoke
While you lay gasping for air
I laugh because you think we're done
Don't worry, I'll check for wear and tear
Taking a double shot of my hot beaf injection
I gotta admit, you are tuff
You colopse while I light another smoke and say
"Don't worry baby, the third time's not so rough"
D E
You'll be screaming in both pain and ecstacy
F#maj G
(ascending pick slide)
When I breach your colon rectally
repeat
Thats all I've got for the past three years.