Return of the Intrepid Evil News-Valar
You know, in between taunting small helpless hobbits and stealing chocolate-covered lembas from elven children, I like to make the occasional news post.
So here's a short one to tide you over till...whenever anyone decided to do anything more.
Fabulously dashing and handsome, not to mention intelligent, sexy and virile doer of evil returns. What? Do you expect me to say something else?
Fat hobbit does housework When did they come back? Oh. Then. ::adds hobbits to the promotional mailing list:: You can't say that I'm not aware of every little going on. Not at all.
Any post from this Took that mentions hobbits with feline names often needs to be videotaped and added to the collection. This however is lacking in hot steamy hobbit love but not in hot steamy hobbit tea.
Arathorn + pink feathers = exotic dancer in his spare time? We shall never know.
Some one notices that hobbits all look the same. It's about time too.
Bingo gets reacquainted with other hobbits. and clearly doesn't know who's left. If I could tolerate having furry feet then some fun might be had. Sadly... my feet are too pretty to be furry.
I wonder if I could get the watcher to star in a documentary There's always a need for more tentacles.
Iorhael goes to visit Bingo. But not before copious hobbit angst.
Ominous plotting is just what I like to see Now if only there was more scantily clad little middle-earthers. Hmm
Adrahil tries to make his presence know. Someone should tell the old codger to give up the spandex. No one ever wants that much information on a daily basis.
The plump hobbit wonders after the one with the eyes and his kids. Be on the lookout for Gamgee Spawn Angst folks.
Someone's planning to take power in Rohan. Who's King there at the moment? I can never remember.
More stirrings from the leviathan. Harassment of hobbits is always amusing.
Someone I've not yet been introduced to arrives. Also... not yet seen naked.
The leviathan thinks.
Fenwick? Who names their kid after a department store? To make up for it there's nakedness. Fuzzy-looking videos of the event are available from all good Long & Arda outlets.
Another arrival.
Gorlim isn't happy. Now there's a surprise.
A mouse and a pregnant amnesiac walk into a bar. I don't rememeber how the rest of it goes.
Adamanta and her adventures with tentacles. Coming to a cinema near you. Almost as good as WOHS.
Ray and his mun. I'm calling him Ray. It'll be his pornmovie star name.
Fenny and Gorlim. And with Norolinde wandering around there is the great potential for angst. Time to find a comfy chair angst-watchers.
The lovely Hanild updates. And cavorting with Wulf. Interesting.
Dead kid in a panic. Gorlim's family seem to be allergic to living.
Ray spends quality time with horses. It's almost like he's a Rohirrim.
A mouse and a dead kid walk into a bar. It goes much like the one with the pregnant amnesiac. Terribly angsty.
Gorlim + Emotional Pain = OTP. It's true.
So that's it.
This is your devilishly handsome evil news!Melkie signing off.
So here's a short one to tide you over till...whenever anyone decided to do anything more.
Fabulously dashing and handsome, not to mention intelligent, sexy and virile doer of evil returns. What? Do you expect me to say something else?
Fat hobbit does housework When did they come back? Oh. Then. ::adds hobbits to the promotional mailing list:: You can't say that I'm not aware of every little going on. Not at all.
Any post from this Took that mentions hobbits with feline names often needs to be videotaped and added to the collection. This however is lacking in hot steamy hobbit love but not in hot steamy hobbit tea.
Arathorn + pink feathers = exotic dancer in his spare time? We shall never know.
Some one notices that hobbits all look the same. It's about time too.
Bingo gets reacquainted with other hobbits. and clearly doesn't know who's left. If I could tolerate having furry feet then some fun might be had. Sadly... my feet are too pretty to be furry.
I wonder if I could get the watcher to star in a documentary There's always a need for more tentacles.
Iorhael goes to visit Bingo. But not before copious hobbit angst.
Ominous plotting is just what I like to see Now if only there was more scantily clad little middle-earthers. Hmm
Adrahil tries to make his presence know. Someone should tell the old codger to give up the spandex. No one ever wants that much information on a daily basis.
The plump hobbit wonders after the one with the eyes and his kids. Be on the lookout for Gamgee Spawn Angst folks.
Someone's planning to take power in Rohan. Who's King there at the moment? I can never remember.
More stirrings from the leviathan. Harassment of hobbits is always amusing.
Someone I've not yet been introduced to arrives. Also... not yet seen naked.
The leviathan thinks.
Fenwick? Who names their kid after a department store? To make up for it there's nakedness. Fuzzy-looking videos of the event are available from all good Long & Arda outlets.
Another arrival.
Gorlim isn't happy. Now there's a surprise.
A mouse and a pregnant amnesiac walk into a bar. I don't rememeber how the rest of it goes.
Adamanta and her adventures with tentacles. Coming to a cinema near you. Almost as good as WOHS.
Ray and his mun. I'm calling him Ray. It'll be his pornmovie star name.
Fenny and Gorlim. And with Norolinde wandering around there is the great potential for angst. Time to find a comfy chair angst-watchers.
The lovely Hanild updates. And cavorting with Wulf. Interesting.
Dead kid in a panic. Gorlim's family seem to be allergic to living.
Ray spends quality time with horses. It's almost like he's a Rohirrim.
A mouse and a dead kid walk into a bar. It goes much like the one with the pregnant amnesiac. Terribly angsty.
Gorlim + Emotional Pain = OTP. It's true.
So that's it.
This is your devilishly handsome evil news!Melkie signing off.