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Obituary: Eomer Eomundsson Theodensson.
LEAVES AWARD WINNING PORN MOVIE AND THE SMELL OF CHICKEN IN THE AIR
deceased pictured with loving husband Denethor and their daughter Alcawyn
Warrior. Lover. Kindling.
Eomer passed from us on some date or another after a wraith killed him. Then a bunch of animals showed up and failed to fulfill their purpose in life and eat the body. So other people showed up! But did not take his body. Then Melkor made a porn movie with it.
Then his relatives asked nicely for it and set fire to it.
Our lives (and the gardens) were enriched by Eomer and his ashes. He was a man among men(who was sometimes a woman), who lived honourably(sometimes as a woman) and sometimes had innapropriate relations with horses(not as a woman).
He leaves about fifty bazillion kids, give or take.
Luthien was not availible for any comment we're willing to print in this fine family paper.
Also dead: Ulalume Gorlimsdottir.
She was just this girl, y'know?
Her passing has taught us a valuable lesson. Only dirty whores who will burn in the eternal fires of Mandos' coffee machine eat cookies.
LEAVES AWARD WINNING PORN MOVIE AND THE SMELL OF CHICKEN IN THE AIR
deceased pictured with loving husband Denethor and their daughter Alcawyn
Warrior. Lover. Kindling.
Eomer passed from us on some date or another after a wraith killed him. Then a bunch of animals showed up and failed to fulfill their purpose in life and eat the body. So other people showed up! But did not take his body. Then Melkor made a porn movie with it.
Then his relatives asked nicely for it and set fire to it.
Our lives (and the gardens) were enriched by Eomer and his ashes. He was a man among men(who was sometimes a woman), who lived honourably(sometimes as a woman) and sometimes had innapropriate relations with horses(not as a woman).
He leaves about fifty bazillion kids, give or take.
Luthien was not availible for any comment we're willing to print in this fine family paper.
Also dead: Ulalume Gorlimsdottir.
She was just this girl, y'know?
Her passing has taught us a valuable lesson. Only dirty whores who will burn in the eternal fires of Mandos' coffee machine eat cookies.