Terror level: RED

May 09, 2005 09:27

We interrupt anything important to brin you this news break.

There is a gigantic spider attacking the bedroom of Feffie. After sulking in the corners for hours, perhaps days on end, the large beast reared it's incredibly ugly head at the foot of her bed this morning at approximately 9:20AM. Acting on pure instinct, Feffie retrieved a shoe from her floor and proceeded in smushing the spider with it. Hoping to find the monster thoroughly dead, she was greatly disappointed when it ran off under her bed not to be seen again. All she can hope for now is that it WILL lose some weight, head for the water spout, and that rain will commence again.

If anyone knows the current whereabouts of this large black spider please notifty me by leaving a comment.
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