"Dr. Acula don't... stop!"
We have Alec Clones at TBW.
LazyBones Clones
by SK
Where's the remote?
You find it.
I'm out of clean laundry.
You do it.
The dishes are smelly.
You wash them.
The bathroom is hairy.
That's gross.
The clones leave a mess
and bad jokes in their wake.
They don't like to help out,
they'd much rather make out
and watch porn.
Always with the porn.
494 was so great, and we knew he'd
be great.
We loved him so dearly
one wasn't enough.
Hundreds and hundreds of Alecy Clones,
each one as loin tinglingly
attractive as the last.
And each one just as lazy and
amoral and funny
as the original Alec. 494.
Get in here and clean this mess,
LazyBones.
At the next commercial break.
Unless they are good commercials,
for things you want and with hot women.
That's what they like,
my lazybones clones.
Yes, I am embarrassed about it, but I still like it... So I'm posting it here anyway. Besides, I was guilty toward the clones because, admittedly, I think Dean is hotter than Alec. To make it up to them, I'll post this thing up all over. :D
In other news, I just watched all four episodes of Moonlight. It starts out slow, but the tone drew me in. Then episode four is probably one of the most awesome things ever. If you were maybe thinking about watching this show for any reason... watch episode four! At first I was just watching the show because it was there, but after four (I think it's called "Fever") I might be hooked.
Also, episode two has an ending that I thought was going to be disappointing, but was the opposite of that. Episode three caused me to quotes Scrubs an inordinate amount (hence the subject line). If this show gets canceled, I won't be heartbroken, but it will be a fun show while it lasts, I think.
LazyBones Clones
by SK
Where's the remote?
You find it.
I'm out of clean laundry.
You do it.
The dishes are smelly.
You wash them.
The bathroom is hairy.
That's gross.
The clones leave a mess
and bad jokes in their wake.
They don't like to help out,
they'd much rather make out
and watch porn.
Always with the porn.
494 was so great, and we knew he'd
be great.
We loved him so dearly
one wasn't enough.
Hundreds and hundreds of Alecy Clones,
each one as loin tinglingly
attractive as the last.
And each one just as lazy and
amoral and funny
as the original Alec. 494.
Get in here and clean this mess,
LazyBones.
At the next commercial break.
Unless they are good commercials,
for things you want and with hot women.
That's what they like,
my lazybones clones.
Yes, I am embarrassed about it, but I still like it... So I'm posting it here anyway. Besides, I was guilty toward the clones because, admittedly, I think Dean is hotter than Alec. To make it up to them, I'll post this thing up all over. :D
In other news, I just watched all four episodes of Moonlight. It starts out slow, but the tone drew me in. Then episode four is probably one of the most awesome things ever. If you were maybe thinking about watching this show for any reason... watch episode four! At first I was just watching the show because it was there, but after four (I think it's called "Fever") I might be hooked.
Also, episode two has an ending that I thought was going to be disappointing, but was the opposite of that. Episode three caused me to quotes Scrubs an inordinate amount (hence the subject line). If this show gets canceled, I won't be heartbroken, but it will be a fun show while it lasts, I think.