The Unicorn Who Helped Sam Reclaim His Childhood

[sockkiah]

Title: The Unicorn Who Helped Sam Reclaim His Childhood
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating/Warnings: R (lang.), spoilers through end of season 4
Characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel, a Unicorn
Word Count: 1,620
Disclaimer: I disclaim it!
Summary: Part Six in the Unicorn Verse collaboration between myself and maskedfangirl. The Unicorn shows up again and unfortunately for

Comments

[sockkiah]

\o/ for Castiel's your mom jokes! :D

Idek why that's funny, but I'm glad you like it. Thanks for reading!

[sockkiah]

The Unicorn is great, huh? I think he is growing on me like Uriel did. :D

[maskedfangirl]

So I'm guessing you were hungry for Ring Pops and Fundip when you wrote this! Now I am, too. Fie on you and your brand-specific unicorn tail candy!

“Deeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnerrrrssssss!”

You will never understand how happy this line makes me. NE-VER.

[sockkiah]

Actually, I might have some idea judging by how you literally stopped reading and loled for over a minute...

And how dare you call me out on my brand specific candy cravings! You totally called it. Next time I write I'm going to write in Airheads Extremes and you can take that to the bank. HELL YEAH!

That candy is sparkly rainbows. You cannot deny that you want it straight from the unicorn's tail. YOU CANNOT DENY IT!

[maskedfangirl]

I don't dare try to deny it.

[watsupbuttercup]

“I’m a unicorn you yak fucker. Now try my cornbread, it is orgasmic.”

&

“YOUR MOM!” Castiel shouted.

I love this. PLEASE CONT!

[sockkiah]

I wouldn't dare to stop writing Castiel's bad "your mom" lines.

Well... not until Unicorn fic is over anyway. Which it isn't yet, so fear not! :D

[sockkiah]

But then your icon will make everyone so hungry! Actually, this is agreeable to me.