Splanky charges too much for window cleaning.
Uph-dayte!!
Flacksmith.
Hmm...have you ever noticed your parents always tell you about "Ya know when you get married and your husband/wife..." and just give you tips about marriage, like it's inevitable? Like marriage happens to everyone, and it will eventually happen to you? Alot of people aren't married, it doesn't get to happen to everybody. There isn't a special person for everybody, unfortunately. I dunno. It's the Valentine's Day blues, sorry...I mean the lead singer from Taking Back The Story Of Hawthorne's Senses wrote this last paragraph.
Apple sucks alot. Here's my pissachristmas carol. My iPid started being a McAnus about a month ago, so I took it and my warranty for a new iPid to Best Buy to redeem it for a sweeter one. Best Buy then informed me it couldn't be replaced on the spot, and it would be sent to Apple (without the tongue held like a gay first grade year old boy) and sent back to me in about 5 or 6 days. 3 freaking weeks later, I get my Poddy in the mail and with glee begin to do backflips. And that really happened. I plug in my beloved Schmeloved, and to my utter dismay IT WAS MORE FREAKING MESSED UP THAN IT WAS WHEN I SENT IT TO APPLE even though they supposedly placed a new hardrive on it or whatever. I was spitting angry all over the floor and I decided to take it to Best Buy and remind them of the amazing service Cr-Apple provides and get a new one like I should've gotten 3 weeks prior. They told me they would run hours of brutal diagnostics on Lil' Poddy and see if he was alright. About 2 days later they call me and tell me Poddy's been fine the whole time and to put some clothes on. I give him another go on the compie with my sister's USB cord and he starts being sweet like he was at the beginning of the month and starts unresponding my iTunes and being a dumb fat. So I'm still pod-less and stuck with a giant case of CD's after a whole month. I love teknohlogee, but not as much as ewe ewe sea.
Ehniwayhz...
Life has been going pretty well lately, lots of anal juices, lots of assassination attempts, the norm. I've been in the media alot, and listening to so much different junk lately. In the past month, I've bought Cephalic Carnage, Converge, Dredg, Sigur Ros, Bury Your Dead, Miles Davis, Franz Ferdinand, Every Time I Die, With Honor, An Albatross, Circle Takes The Square, Daughters, Some Girls, and a Bridge Nine Hardcore Compilation, and probably other junk I can't think of. Plus, I got Dark Angel Complete Season 1, Supersize Me, Sin City, and Saved. My autonomy is flaccid.
And I've felt espcially proud to be straight edge lately, especially because me and Jason are the only 2 straight edge kids I can think of that go to NHS. Kids at NHS are sweet because death is sweet.
Miles threw up all over the bandroom floor. What a sicko. Be sure to add him on Myspace.
I wish I had a better entry for Amanda Saul but my entries are like timberwolves' proprieters, they sound like John Cleese and break every girls nose thrice. And never make sense. And I need a new icon, anybody who's good at making animated icons.
I'll leave you with an in depth conversation with Mr. Young, it's quite amusing. I usually never post convos, so you know this'll be good. We were trying to prove to the other who is better, The Fall of Troy or Aerosmith. I'll think you'll see who won.
(This was edited for content and flontent, he was trying to convince me I could get into Lauren Vucovich's pants, you could guess I was a little skeptical)
sockittodarocket (12:03:12 PM): they're my favorite band
guysmily25 (12:03:39 PM): i politely asked him if he (jon) was going to the aerosmith concert, and he blasted them
sockittodarocket (12:03:46 PM): no
sockittodarocket (12:03:59 PM): he said that you said "the fall of troy SUCKS compared to aerosmith"
guysmily25 (12:04:05 PM): so i told him fall of troy, and pretty much everything else he listens to sounds like a tumbling pile of s**t
sockittodarocket (12:04:11 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:04:12 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:04:16 PM): jon listens to good stuff
guysmily25 (12:05:04 PM): steve had shown me fall of troy before, and we both had a good laugh at how lousy they were, but now I'm going to listen to them, and carefully not why they suck, to report it to jon
sockittodarocket (12:05:36 PM): about time
sockittodarocket (12:05:52 PM): there's nothing the aerosmith guitarists could do that thomas erak can do alone
sockittodarocket (12:06:03 PM): and he's hotter than those guys
sockittodarocket (12:06:06 PM): and sweeter
sockittodarocket (12:06:13 PM): i talked to him a little bit
guysmily25 (12:06:29 PM): that's why he's not famous, and aerosmith is
sockittodarocket (12:06:43 PM): aerosmith is famous because they've been around forever
guysmily25 (12:06:52 PM): the only thing he can do alone that the aerosmith people can't do is suck
sockittodarocket (12:06:52 PM): and steve tyler is incestuous
sockittodarocket (12:07:05 PM): and they conformed to the media's standards
sockittodarocket (12:07:11 PM): they're sellouts to put it bluntly
sockittodarocket (12:07:17 PM): they play music for money, not for music
guysmily25 (12:07:21 PM): yeah, they are
guysmily25 (12:07:30 PM): but they still sound better to the ear
guysmily25 (12:07:37 PM): which makes them cool
sockittodarocket (12:07:40 PM): to your parents ear
guysmily25 (12:07:46 PM): no, mine too
sockittodarocket (12:07:52 PM): eh
sockittodarocket (12:07:55 PM): expose my child
guysmily25 (12:07:57 PM): and every one elses
sockittodarocket (12:08:04 PM): i listen to just about everything except country
sockittodarocket (12:08:08 PM): and aerosmith
sockittodarocket (12:08:10 PM): is well, cheezy
guysmily25 (12:08:25 PM): admitedly so, but at least they don't suck
guysmily25 (12:08:29 PM): what's a good song?
sockittodarocket (12:08:50 PM): from the fall of troy?
sockittodarocket (12:08:53 PM): jeez, all of them
guysmily25 (12:08:54 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:08:58 PM): you can't go wrong
guysmily25 (12:09:08 PM): favorite please, so i can review it
sockittodarocket (12:09:12 PM): umm
sockittodarocket (12:09:16 PM): my personal favorite?
guysmily25 (12:09:19 PM): im definatly not touching more than one
guysmily25 (12:09:25 PM): sure
sockittodarocket (12:09:27 PM): "what sound does a mastodon make?"
sockittodarocket (12:09:34 PM): its a really old song of theirs
guysmily25 (12:09:44 PM): how about lace's out dan
sockittodarocket (12:09:58 PM): that one is great too, they're all amazing
sockittodarocket (12:10:08 PM): h/o
guysmily25 (12:10:12 PM): gotta crap, ill listen to it soon
sockittodarocket (12:10:13 PM): lemme listen to it at the same time as you
(after a brief crapping intermission...)
guysmily25 (12:16:23 PM): Hm, here we go
guysmily25 (12:16:53 PM): sloppy guitar, messy distortion
sockittodarocket (12:16:58 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:16:59 PM): whatever
guysmily25 (12:17:07 PM): hahahhahah!!!!!
guysmily25 (12:17:17 PM): where do I start?
guysmily25 (12:17:37 PM): crappy voices, loud singing, still with the fast, sloppy distortion
guysmily25 (12:17:48 PM): and by loud singing, i mean that screaming shit
guysmily25 (12:18:05 PM): this is all over the place
sockittodarocket (12:18:06 PM): aerosmith=easy as crap power chord lameness with 50 year old has beens that ask daughters to strip in their videos
sockittodarocket (12:18:08 PM): fine
sockittodarocket (12:18:17 PM): listen to "f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x." if you want
sockittodarocket (12:18:23 PM): he's experimental
sockittodarocket (12:18:26 PM): thomas is
sockittodarocket (12:18:31 PM): he's not cookie cutter
sockittodarocket (12:18:36 PM): he's very smart and inventive
guysmily25 (12:18:55 PM): that was the biggest waste of sound ive ever heard
guysmily25 (12:19:00 PM): lets try another, just to be fair
guysmily25 (12:19:04 PM): everyone has their flops
sockittodarocket (12:19:07 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:19:14 PM): aerosmith's had them for about 30 years
guysmily25 (12:19:30 PM): that's what i don't et abotu you wannabe scenesters
sockittodarocket (12:19:38 PM): wannabe?!?!
sockittodarocket (12:19:40 PM): what?!
guysmily25 (12:19:56 PM): if i say it doesn't sound good, you say it's musical
guysmily25 (12:20:05 PM): have you ever seen the scene?
sockittodarocket (12:20:07 PM): well, let's be honest here
sockittodarocket (12:20:15 PM): who knows more about actual music, you or me?
sockittodarocket (12:20:20 PM): seen the scene?
guysmily25 (12:20:30 PM): like, the real one, in california
guysmily25 (12:20:38 PM): that's what jon says too!
guysmily25 (12:20:47 PM): do you guys have some bible for people against your music
sockittodarocket (12:20:54 PM): what are you even talking about?
guysmily25 (12:21:10 PM): the real scene man
guysmily25 (12:21:20 PM): where people shop at goodwill because they can't afford anythign els
guysmily25 (12:21:46 PM): the real point here is, that this music is not good
sockittodarocket (12:22:15 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:22:30 PM): tell me 10 legit reasons why aerosmith is better than the fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:22:39 PM): too each their own as far as music goes though, jon won't give no matter how sloppy it sounds
sockittodarocket (12:22:40 PM): emphasis on legit
guysmily25 (12:23:02 PM): give me ten why i should beleive that all over the place fast distorion is musical
sockittodarocket (12:23:16 PM): ok
sockittodarocket (12:23:17 PM): here i go
guysmily25 (12:23:19 PM): pardonmy typing, watcing the tv
sockittodarocket (12:23:26 PM): ok
sockittodarocket (12:23:27 PM): well
sockittodarocket (12:23:44 PM): lets also keep in mind aerosmith uses distortion too
guysmily25 (12:23:58 PM): but not to the point of scratchyness
sockittodarocket (12:24:35 PM): 1. all over the place meaning with lack of time signature, it shows his inventive experimental-ness, 4/4 is so overabused, it's takes a musician to do that stuff, it's uber hard to practice
sockittodarocket (12:24:59 PM): 2. listen to the actual guitar parts, they're insanely fast and hard to play (remember its just one guitarist)
guysmily25 (12:25:06 PM): Or not hard to practice, if he just blasts it on the fly
sockittodarocket (12:25:18 PM): 3. their guitarist, while playing the aforementioned crazy fast parts, also does vocals
sockittodarocket (12:25:29 PM): 4. he is 19 years old
guysmily25 (12:25:35 PM): which explains why they sound haf assed
sockittodarocket (12:25:35 PM): as is the rest of the band
sockittodarocket (12:25:41 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:25:43 PM): you know you're losing
sockittodarocket (12:25:49 PM): i already have 4 more reasons than you
guysmily25 (12:25:53 PM): nope, this is one I can't lose
sockittodarocket (12:25:55 PM): haha
sockittodarocket (12:25:56 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:26:06 PM): haha
sockittodarocket (12:26:23 PM): 5. he has a way better sounding singing voice
guysmily25 (12:26:33 PM): 1. The singing. You can understand Aerosmith through a great majority of their music, making it enjoyable
guysmily25 (12:27:04 PM): 2. The Guitar. Either play it, and try and finger your anus. Don't doboth at the same time
guysmily25 (12:27:38 PM): 3. The lyrics. If you got past the scratched away from the mic singing, you could get down to the words, which sound like a bad poem
sockittodarocket (12:27:48 PM): yeah and aerosmoth have such amazing lyrics, like
sockittodarocket (12:27:52 PM): Well, well, Lordie my God,
What do we got here?
She's flashin' 'cross the floor,
Make it perfectly clear.
You're the bait, and you're the hook,
Someone 'bound to take a look.
I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.
sockittodarocket (12:28:00 PM): oh yeah
sockittodarocket (12:28:05 PM): real well thought out and poetic
sockittodarocket (12:28:07 PM): wtf?
sockittodarocket (12:28:16 PM): the fall of troy actually has poetic license
sockittodarocket (12:28:21 PM): thats reason #6 btw
sockittodarocket (12:28:35 PM): just because your parents like it doesn't mean its amazing
sockittodarocket (12:28:38 PM): k
guysmily25 (12:28:43 PM): If your main man wrote that, you'd say it was creative and intuitive. Bad and new isn't better than old and good
sockittodarocket (12:28:55 PM): #7 experimented bass lines are amazing
guysmily25 (12:29:04 PM): Thanks, but my parents hate aerosmith. They think it's too rocky. lol
sockittodarocket (12:29:05 PM): he wouldn't write crap like that though
sockittodarocket (12:29:15 PM): its not bad
sockittodarocket (12:29:18 PM): you know you like it
guysmily25 (12:29:19 PM): he'd certainly play s**t though, oh my!
sockittodarocket (12:30:06 PM): #8 tfot is a real band bent on playing real, technical dynamic and energetic music, not selling out a show for a retirement home
guysmily25 (12:30:55 PM): legit, those were the rules
sockittodarocket (12:31:10 PM): #9 aerosmith are just dumb perverts and sell sex as an excuse for their poor music
guysmily25 (12:31:15 PM): Old people like them, so what. Only kids liek you like fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:31:25 PM): 9 is not legit, everyone's horny
sockittodarocket (12:31:34 PM): thats not legit
guysmily25 (12:31:46 PM): you're horny all the time
sockittodarocket (12:31:55 PM): to just put people's legs on everything so they get sexed up and lose the fact that aerosmith sucks
guysmily25 (12:31:56 PM): my mom made me turn the other one off
guysmily25 (12:32:24 PM): but, the lyrics were bad, coupled with bad singing and screaming
sockittodarocket (12:32:36 PM): bad lyrics and vocals?!?!
sockittodarocket (12:32:38 PM): are you an idiot?!?!
guysmily25 (12:32:41 PM): but, the guitar wasn't too bad on top of all that, so, props to mister frantic
sockittodarocket (12:32:42 PM): last reason
sockittodarocket (12:33:00 PM): #10 tell me when joe perry plays thomas erak's guitar parts and you will have about half a point on me
guysmily25 (12:33:18 PM): He wouldn't try, because, well, they kind of blow.
sockittodarocket (12:33:35 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:33:36 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:33:41 PM): joe perry didn't even have lessons
sockittodarocket (12:33:51 PM): he dabbled around and made crappy chords
guysmily25 (12:33:51 PM): neither did hendrix
sockittodarocket (12:34:38 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:34:40 PM): whatever
guysmily25 (12:34:42 PM): i'm not trying to say joe can play faster or make up more chords then mister frantic
sockittodarocket (12:34:43 PM): you lost and you know it
sockittodarocket (12:34:46 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:34:51 PM): he just sits and plays lame junk
guysmily25 (12:34:56 PM): but the ones he does play, sound good, not bad
sockittodarocket (12:35:08 PM): while steven tyler squeals out nasty lyrics about having a mad crush on his daughter
sockittodarocket (12:35:28 PM): its gross
guysmily25 (12:35:31 PM): At least you can understand them
sockittodarocket (12:35:41 PM): i can understand the fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:36:04 PM): that's because you're a annabe scenester, and it's youur language
sockittodarocket (12:36:13 PM): and what does understood lyrics (which by the way on aerosmith's part, are awful) have to do with musical value
guysmily25 (12:36:16 PM): and my typeing blows
guysmily25 (12:36:40 PM): have you ever been to a theater show?
guysmily25 (12:36:48 PM): Perhaps, a musical?
sockittodarocket (12:36:52 PM): i have indeed
guysmily25 (12:37:28 PM): Does the singer in these chance displays scream out lyrics so you don't know what he's saying? Does he screech? No. He sings them in a musical voice, that you can understand
guysmily25 (12:37:40 PM): Understandabilty is part of the musical experience
sockittodarocket (12:37:44 PM): no because the old farts there will die of a stroke
guysmily25 (12:37:48 PM): and understandibilty isn't a word
sockittodarocket (12:38:00 PM): more people go to theater because it's converted to today's standards
guysmily25 (12:38:01 PM): Are you an old fart?
sockittodarocket (12:38:12 PM): would your dad wear what i wear to work?
sockittodarocket (12:38:13 PM): no way
guysmily25 (12:38:17 PM): Because I recall you saying you'd been to one
sockittodarocket (12:38:30 PM): no i'm not an old fart, not only old farts go to those concerts, i'm musically diverse
sockittodarocket (12:38:41 PM): kids, middle aged people go to
sockittodarocket (12:38:42 PM): too**
guysmily25 (12:39:04 PM): Ok, so they don't sing musicaly at musicals for the old farts
sockittodarocket (12:39:11 PM): nope
flockingthroughasprocket(13:52:999999234199999292929292): CRENSHAW.
I don't where that guy came from though.
This entry sucked wasn't the best, sorry. Im-aro-bit out of practice.
Elliptical sasquatch tried to do the foxtrot but looked like an idiot, suck my flem Claspy Grimm! Pristine cringing amongst Nordic pacifications humbled a bumblebee, he cheated on the vulgarity tree? Piss and pee. Skreelof Jergens and Cucumber Jordansen in a sexual clavinova operation on t3h latest grindcore album "Flannel Babies Serving as Drink Coasters" has been only rivaled by that classic line from Mr. Kanye West:
"I am not referring to her as an employed mining prospector,
I am simply imforming you of her tendency to refrain from flirtaciously meddling with monetarily destitute African Americans"
Thank you Black History Month for really showing us what today's darker children are up to.
Francis Slapwaters (Cualm)
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Flacksmith.
Hmm...have you ever noticed your parents always tell you about "Ya know when you get married and your husband/wife..." and just give you tips about marriage, like it's inevitable? Like marriage happens to everyone, and it will eventually happen to you? Alot of people aren't married, it doesn't get to happen to everybody. There isn't a special person for everybody, unfortunately. I dunno. It's the Valentine's Day blues, sorry...I mean the lead singer from Taking Back The Story Of Hawthorne's Senses wrote this last paragraph.
Apple sucks alot. Here's my pissachristmas carol. My iPid started being a McAnus about a month ago, so I took it and my warranty for a new iPid to Best Buy to redeem it for a sweeter one. Best Buy then informed me it couldn't be replaced on the spot, and it would be sent to Apple (without the tongue held like a gay first grade year old boy) and sent back to me in about 5 or 6 days. 3 freaking weeks later, I get my Poddy in the mail and with glee begin to do backflips. And that really happened. I plug in my beloved Schmeloved, and to my utter dismay IT WAS MORE FREAKING MESSED UP THAN IT WAS WHEN I SENT IT TO APPLE even though they supposedly placed a new hardrive on it or whatever. I was spitting angry all over the floor and I decided to take it to Best Buy and remind them of the amazing service Cr-Apple provides and get a new one like I should've gotten 3 weeks prior. They told me they would run hours of brutal diagnostics on Lil' Poddy and see if he was alright. About 2 days later they call me and tell me Poddy's been fine the whole time and to put some clothes on. I give him another go on the compie with my sister's USB cord and he starts being sweet like he was at the beginning of the month and starts unresponding my iTunes and being a dumb fat. So I'm still pod-less and stuck with a giant case of CD's after a whole month. I love teknohlogee, but not as much as ewe ewe sea.
Ehniwayhz...
Life has been going pretty well lately, lots of anal juices, lots of assassination attempts, the norm. I've been in the media alot, and listening to so much different junk lately. In the past month, I've bought Cephalic Carnage, Converge, Dredg, Sigur Ros, Bury Your Dead, Miles Davis, Franz Ferdinand, Every Time I Die, With Honor, An Albatross, Circle Takes The Square, Daughters, Some Girls, and a Bridge Nine Hardcore Compilation, and probably other junk I can't think of. Plus, I got Dark Angel Complete Season 1, Supersize Me, Sin City, and Saved. My autonomy is flaccid.
And I've felt espcially proud to be straight edge lately, especially because me and Jason are the only 2 straight edge kids I can think of that go to NHS. Kids at NHS are sweet because death is sweet.
Miles threw up all over the bandroom floor. What a sicko. Be sure to add him on Myspace.
I wish I had a better entry for Amanda Saul but my entries are like timberwolves' proprieters, they sound like John Cleese and break every girls nose thrice. And never make sense. And I need a new icon, anybody who's good at making animated icons.
I'll leave you with an in depth conversation with Mr. Young, it's quite amusing. I usually never post convos, so you know this'll be good. We were trying to prove to the other who is better, The Fall of Troy or Aerosmith. I'll think you'll see who won.
(This was edited for content and flontent, he was trying to convince me I could get into Lauren Vucovich's pants, you could guess I was a little skeptical)
sockittodarocket (12:03:12 PM): they're my favorite band
guysmily25 (12:03:39 PM): i politely asked him if he (jon) was going to the aerosmith concert, and he blasted them
sockittodarocket (12:03:46 PM): no
sockittodarocket (12:03:59 PM): he said that you said "the fall of troy SUCKS compared to aerosmith"
guysmily25 (12:04:05 PM): so i told him fall of troy, and pretty much everything else he listens to sounds like a tumbling pile of s**t
sockittodarocket (12:04:11 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:04:12 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:04:16 PM): jon listens to good stuff
guysmily25 (12:05:04 PM): steve had shown me fall of troy before, and we both had a good laugh at how lousy they were, but now I'm going to listen to them, and carefully not why they suck, to report it to jon
sockittodarocket (12:05:36 PM): about time
sockittodarocket (12:05:52 PM): there's nothing the aerosmith guitarists could do that thomas erak can do alone
sockittodarocket (12:06:03 PM): and he's hotter than those guys
sockittodarocket (12:06:06 PM): and sweeter
sockittodarocket (12:06:13 PM): i talked to him a little bit
guysmily25 (12:06:29 PM): that's why he's not famous, and aerosmith is
sockittodarocket (12:06:43 PM): aerosmith is famous because they've been around forever
guysmily25 (12:06:52 PM): the only thing he can do alone that the aerosmith people can't do is suck
sockittodarocket (12:06:52 PM): and steve tyler is incestuous
sockittodarocket (12:07:05 PM): and they conformed to the media's standards
sockittodarocket (12:07:11 PM): they're sellouts to put it bluntly
sockittodarocket (12:07:17 PM): they play music for money, not for music
guysmily25 (12:07:21 PM): yeah, they are
guysmily25 (12:07:30 PM): but they still sound better to the ear
guysmily25 (12:07:37 PM): which makes them cool
sockittodarocket (12:07:40 PM): to your parents ear
guysmily25 (12:07:46 PM): no, mine too
sockittodarocket (12:07:52 PM): eh
sockittodarocket (12:07:55 PM): expose my child
guysmily25 (12:07:57 PM): and every one elses
sockittodarocket (12:08:04 PM): i listen to just about everything except country
sockittodarocket (12:08:08 PM): and aerosmith
sockittodarocket (12:08:10 PM): is well, cheezy
guysmily25 (12:08:25 PM): admitedly so, but at least they don't suck
guysmily25 (12:08:29 PM): what's a good song?
sockittodarocket (12:08:50 PM): from the fall of troy?
sockittodarocket (12:08:53 PM): jeez, all of them
guysmily25 (12:08:54 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:08:58 PM): you can't go wrong
guysmily25 (12:09:08 PM): favorite please, so i can review it
sockittodarocket (12:09:12 PM): umm
sockittodarocket (12:09:16 PM): my personal favorite?
guysmily25 (12:09:19 PM): im definatly not touching more than one
guysmily25 (12:09:25 PM): sure
sockittodarocket (12:09:27 PM): "what sound does a mastodon make?"
sockittodarocket (12:09:34 PM): its a really old song of theirs
guysmily25 (12:09:44 PM): how about lace's out dan
sockittodarocket (12:09:58 PM): that one is great too, they're all amazing
sockittodarocket (12:10:08 PM): h/o
guysmily25 (12:10:12 PM): gotta crap, ill listen to it soon
sockittodarocket (12:10:13 PM): lemme listen to it at the same time as you
(after a brief crapping intermission...)
guysmily25 (12:16:23 PM): Hm, here we go
guysmily25 (12:16:53 PM): sloppy guitar, messy distortion
sockittodarocket (12:16:58 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:16:59 PM): whatever
guysmily25 (12:17:07 PM): hahahhahah!!!!!
guysmily25 (12:17:17 PM): where do I start?
guysmily25 (12:17:37 PM): crappy voices, loud singing, still with the fast, sloppy distortion
guysmily25 (12:17:48 PM): and by loud singing, i mean that screaming shit
guysmily25 (12:18:05 PM): this is all over the place
sockittodarocket (12:18:06 PM): aerosmith=easy as crap power chord lameness with 50 year old has beens that ask daughters to strip in their videos
sockittodarocket (12:18:08 PM): fine
sockittodarocket (12:18:17 PM): listen to "f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x." if you want
sockittodarocket (12:18:23 PM): he's experimental
sockittodarocket (12:18:26 PM): thomas is
sockittodarocket (12:18:31 PM): he's not cookie cutter
sockittodarocket (12:18:36 PM): he's very smart and inventive
guysmily25 (12:18:55 PM): that was the biggest waste of sound ive ever heard
guysmily25 (12:19:00 PM): lets try another, just to be fair
guysmily25 (12:19:04 PM): everyone has their flops
sockittodarocket (12:19:07 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:19:14 PM): aerosmith's had them for about 30 years
guysmily25 (12:19:30 PM): that's what i don't et abotu you wannabe scenesters
sockittodarocket (12:19:38 PM): wannabe?!?!
sockittodarocket (12:19:40 PM): what?!
guysmily25 (12:19:56 PM): if i say it doesn't sound good, you say it's musical
guysmily25 (12:20:05 PM): have you ever seen the scene?
sockittodarocket (12:20:07 PM): well, let's be honest here
sockittodarocket (12:20:15 PM): who knows more about actual music, you or me?
sockittodarocket (12:20:20 PM): seen the scene?
guysmily25 (12:20:30 PM): like, the real one, in california
guysmily25 (12:20:38 PM): that's what jon says too!
guysmily25 (12:20:47 PM): do you guys have some bible for people against your music
sockittodarocket (12:20:54 PM): what are you even talking about?
guysmily25 (12:21:10 PM): the real scene man
guysmily25 (12:21:20 PM): where people shop at goodwill because they can't afford anythign els
guysmily25 (12:21:46 PM): the real point here is, that this music is not good
sockittodarocket (12:22:15 PM): psh
sockittodarocket (12:22:30 PM): tell me 10 legit reasons why aerosmith is better than the fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:22:39 PM): too each their own as far as music goes though, jon won't give no matter how sloppy it sounds
sockittodarocket (12:22:40 PM): emphasis on legit
guysmily25 (12:23:02 PM): give me ten why i should beleive that all over the place fast distorion is musical
sockittodarocket (12:23:16 PM): ok
sockittodarocket (12:23:17 PM): here i go
guysmily25 (12:23:19 PM): pardonmy typing, watcing the tv
sockittodarocket (12:23:26 PM): ok
sockittodarocket (12:23:27 PM): well
sockittodarocket (12:23:44 PM): lets also keep in mind aerosmith uses distortion too
guysmily25 (12:23:58 PM): but not to the point of scratchyness
sockittodarocket (12:24:35 PM): 1. all over the place meaning with lack of time signature, it shows his inventive experimental-ness, 4/4 is so overabused, it's takes a musician to do that stuff, it's uber hard to practice
sockittodarocket (12:24:59 PM): 2. listen to the actual guitar parts, they're insanely fast and hard to play (remember its just one guitarist)
guysmily25 (12:25:06 PM): Or not hard to practice, if he just blasts it on the fly
sockittodarocket (12:25:18 PM): 3. their guitarist, while playing the aforementioned crazy fast parts, also does vocals
sockittodarocket (12:25:29 PM): 4. he is 19 years old
guysmily25 (12:25:35 PM): which explains why they sound haf assed
sockittodarocket (12:25:35 PM): as is the rest of the band
sockittodarocket (12:25:41 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:25:43 PM): you know you're losing
sockittodarocket (12:25:49 PM): i already have 4 more reasons than you
guysmily25 (12:25:53 PM): nope, this is one I can't lose
sockittodarocket (12:25:55 PM): haha
sockittodarocket (12:25:56 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:26:06 PM): haha
sockittodarocket (12:26:23 PM): 5. he has a way better sounding singing voice
guysmily25 (12:26:33 PM): 1. The singing. You can understand Aerosmith through a great majority of their music, making it enjoyable
guysmily25 (12:27:04 PM): 2. The Guitar. Either play it, and try and finger your anus. Don't doboth at the same time
guysmily25 (12:27:38 PM): 3. The lyrics. If you got past the scratched away from the mic singing, you could get down to the words, which sound like a bad poem
sockittodarocket (12:27:48 PM): yeah and aerosmoth have such amazing lyrics, like
sockittodarocket (12:27:52 PM): Well, well, Lordie my God,
What do we got here?
She's flashin' 'cross the floor,
Make it perfectly clear.
You're the bait, and you're the hook,
Someone 'bound to take a look.
I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.
sockittodarocket (12:28:00 PM): oh yeah
sockittodarocket (12:28:05 PM): real well thought out and poetic
sockittodarocket (12:28:07 PM): wtf?
sockittodarocket (12:28:16 PM): the fall of troy actually has poetic license
sockittodarocket (12:28:21 PM): thats reason #6 btw
sockittodarocket (12:28:35 PM): just because your parents like it doesn't mean its amazing
sockittodarocket (12:28:38 PM): k
guysmily25 (12:28:43 PM): If your main man wrote that, you'd say it was creative and intuitive. Bad and new isn't better than old and good
sockittodarocket (12:28:55 PM): #7 experimented bass lines are amazing
guysmily25 (12:29:04 PM): Thanks, but my parents hate aerosmith. They think it's too rocky. lol
sockittodarocket (12:29:05 PM): he wouldn't write crap like that though
sockittodarocket (12:29:15 PM): its not bad
sockittodarocket (12:29:18 PM): you know you like it
guysmily25 (12:29:19 PM): he'd certainly play s**t though, oh my!
sockittodarocket (12:30:06 PM): #8 tfot is a real band bent on playing real, technical dynamic and energetic music, not selling out a show for a retirement home
guysmily25 (12:30:55 PM): legit, those were the rules
sockittodarocket (12:31:10 PM): #9 aerosmith are just dumb perverts and sell sex as an excuse for their poor music
guysmily25 (12:31:15 PM): Old people like them, so what. Only kids liek you like fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:31:25 PM): 9 is not legit, everyone's horny
sockittodarocket (12:31:34 PM): thats not legit
guysmily25 (12:31:46 PM): you're horny all the time
sockittodarocket (12:31:55 PM): to just put people's legs on everything so they get sexed up and lose the fact that aerosmith sucks
guysmily25 (12:31:56 PM): my mom made me turn the other one off
guysmily25 (12:32:24 PM): but, the lyrics were bad, coupled with bad singing and screaming
sockittodarocket (12:32:36 PM): bad lyrics and vocals?!?!
sockittodarocket (12:32:38 PM): are you an idiot?!?!
guysmily25 (12:32:41 PM): but, the guitar wasn't too bad on top of all that, so, props to mister frantic
sockittodarocket (12:32:42 PM): last reason
sockittodarocket (12:33:00 PM): #10 tell me when joe perry plays thomas erak's guitar parts and you will have about half a point on me
guysmily25 (12:33:18 PM): He wouldn't try, because, well, they kind of blow.
sockittodarocket (12:33:35 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:33:36 PM): whatever
sockittodarocket (12:33:41 PM): joe perry didn't even have lessons
sockittodarocket (12:33:51 PM): he dabbled around and made crappy chords
guysmily25 (12:33:51 PM): neither did hendrix
sockittodarocket (12:34:38 PM): dude
sockittodarocket (12:34:40 PM): whatever
guysmily25 (12:34:42 PM): i'm not trying to say joe can play faster or make up more chords then mister frantic
sockittodarocket (12:34:43 PM): you lost and you know it
sockittodarocket (12:34:46 PM): yeah
sockittodarocket (12:34:51 PM): he just sits and plays lame junk
guysmily25 (12:34:56 PM): but the ones he does play, sound good, not bad
sockittodarocket (12:35:08 PM): while steven tyler squeals out nasty lyrics about having a mad crush on his daughter
sockittodarocket (12:35:28 PM): its gross
guysmily25 (12:35:31 PM): At least you can understand them
sockittodarocket (12:35:41 PM): i can understand the fall of troy
guysmily25 (12:36:04 PM): that's because you're a annabe scenester, and it's youur language
sockittodarocket (12:36:13 PM): and what does understood lyrics (which by the way on aerosmith's part, are awful) have to do with musical value
guysmily25 (12:36:16 PM): and my typeing blows
guysmily25 (12:36:40 PM): have you ever been to a theater show?
guysmily25 (12:36:48 PM): Perhaps, a musical?
sockittodarocket (12:36:52 PM): i have indeed
guysmily25 (12:37:28 PM): Does the singer in these chance displays scream out lyrics so you don't know what he's saying? Does he screech? No. He sings them in a musical voice, that you can understand
guysmily25 (12:37:40 PM): Understandabilty is part of the musical experience
sockittodarocket (12:37:44 PM): no because the old farts there will die of a stroke
guysmily25 (12:37:48 PM): and understandibilty isn't a word
sockittodarocket (12:38:00 PM): more people go to theater because it's converted to today's standards
guysmily25 (12:38:01 PM): Are you an old fart?
sockittodarocket (12:38:12 PM): would your dad wear what i wear to work?
sockittodarocket (12:38:13 PM): no way
guysmily25 (12:38:17 PM): Because I recall you saying you'd been to one
sockittodarocket (12:38:30 PM): no i'm not an old fart, not only old farts go to those concerts, i'm musically diverse
sockittodarocket (12:38:41 PM): kids, middle aged people go to
sockittodarocket (12:38:42 PM): too**
guysmily25 (12:39:04 PM): Ok, so they don't sing musicaly at musicals for the old farts
sockittodarocket (12:39:11 PM): nope
flockingthroughasprocket(13:52:999999234199999292929292): CRENSHAW.
I don't where that guy came from though.
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