Florentine in Scottish styrofoam wouldn't loan me a child. What a jerk.
So my dad pretty much thinks I'm a druggee. Of course me being straight edge is a total lie!
Anyways...
The show last night was killer. Except for all the weeners that thought they were awesome, especially the kid with the Green Day shirt. Man, he was sweet, and sarcasm runs rampid through this journal like Richard Gere runs through my mind. Dang it. I meant Jessica Alba. Pretty much every band there did really good. I was especially fond of Goodnight Julia and The Intrusive, not to say that anyt of the other bands weren't also incredible.
I also may be joining an experimental hardcore band with some fellow tuffkins I met at last nights gathering entitled Matt and Brendan. I may go over to Matt's house tomorrow and we'll dwell on our thoughts on the band, come up with a name, have intercourse, eat pizza, etc.. I hope it happens and we become killer sweet and everybody likes us and kids dance and we get signed and make billions and I marry my lil' Jesskins.
So school is pretty much the worst thing ever. There's pretty much little to no sweet kids in any of my classes except me and Josh totally have Mrs. Mixon again and that class is gonna pwn. I have Mrs. Harrison again (I had her my freshie year) and I totally forgot she has like hXc ADHD and we'll seriously mention like one thing and she can go off about it for like, the entire class. That should be a nice class. I hear Mrs. Lunsford is pretty much all about chocolate and math. Umm...sweet? (no pun intended)
I made up for my lack of Jess facts in the past few days. Here's my woman's stats (I'm surprised I didn't list these before)
Born: April 28, 1981
Birthplace:Ponoma, California
Nickname:Sky Angel
Height:5' 6½" (1.69 m)
Mini biography: Jessica Alba and her family moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, when she was an infant. Three years later, her Air Force father brought the family back to California, then to Del Rio, Texas, before finally settling in Southern California when Jessica was nine. In love with the idea of becoming an actress from the age of five, she was 12 before she took her first acting class. Nine months later she was signed by an agent. A gifted young actress, Jessica has already played a variety of roles ranging from light comedy to gritty drama since beginning her career. She made her feature film debut in 1993 in Hollywood Pictures' comedy Camp Nowhere (1994). Originally hired for two weeks, she got her break when an actress in a principal role suddenly dropped out. Jessica cheerfully admits it wasn't her prodigious talent or charm that inspired the director to tap her to take over the part--it was her hair, which matched the original performer's. The two-week job stretched to two months, and Jessica ended the film with an impressive first credit. Two national TV commercials for Nintendo and J.C. Penney quickly followed before Jessica was featured in several independent films. She branched out into TV in 1994 with a recurring role in Nickelodeon's popular comedy series "The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994). She played an insufferable young snob, devoted to making life miserable for the the title character, played by Larisa Oleynik. That same year she won the role of Maya in "Flipper" (1995) and filmed the pilot for the series. She spent 1995 shooting the first season's episodes in Australia. An avid swimmer and PADI-certified scuba diver, Jessica was delighted to be doing a show that allowed her to play with dolphins. The show's success guaranteed it a second season, which she also starred in. Her involvement in the show lasted from 1995 to 1997. Since the show ended, Jessica has appeared in a number of television shows and movies. In 1996 she appeared in Venus Rising (1995) as Young Eve. In 1997 she appeared on the "The Dini Petty Show" (1989), a Canadian talk show, and spoke about her role in "Flipper" and her general acting career. She began working on P.U.N.K.S. (1999), featuring Randy Quaid, in 1998. In early 1998 she appeared in "Brooklyn South" (1997), as Melissa. The same year she was in two episodes of "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) as Leanne and in two episodes of "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" (1998). She appeared in "Teen Magazine" in 1995 and various European magazines in the following several years. More importantly, she was featured in the February 1999, issue of "Vanity Fair". She also had major roles in two movies that year: Never Been Kissed (1999) and Idle Hands (1999). In 2000 she had roles in Paranoid (2000/I) and Dark Angel (2000) (TV).
Sister of Joshua Alba.Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]Her father is Mexican, her mother is of French and Danish descent.Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance Michael Weatherly this summer. [February 2002]Her show "Dark Angel" (2000) was canceled after two seasons on Fox.Vote #4 in the Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes in 2002 for her role as Max in "Dark Angel" (2000).Loves to play golf.Has started training in dance and Tae Bo two months prior to the start of scheduled filming on her new film, Honey (2003). [July 2002]
Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition. [June 2002]
Graduated high school at age 16.Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.
Her second cousin is skateboarding legend Steve "Salba" Alba.Broke off her long engagement to co-star Michael Weatherly ("Dark Angel" (2000)) in 2003 but has reconciled recently.She co-starred in one epidode of "Dark Angel" (2000) with her brother, Joshua Alba, entitled "...And Jesus Brought a Casserole." He played, Krit, one of her X-5 brothers who wanted to help destroy Manticore in the Season 1 finale.Mentioned in the D12 song "My Band".Was "Punk'd" (2003) on the Ashton Kutcher-hosted MTV show in 2003. Dax Shepard showed up fully nude at a clothing store Jessica was patronizing, following Miss Alba around the store and exposing his "business" to the blushing actress as she tried to shop for clothes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Michael Weatherly was a good sport after being informed it was all a practical joke, taped for the short-lived MTV show.Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.Ranked #12 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).
Said once in an interview that she began preparing her own meals as a child to control her weight and maintain her health. She said the food her family prepared led to weight problems for them, so she avoided that.After graduating from high school, she studied with William H. Macy and his wife, Felicity Huffman, at David Mamet's Atlantic Theater Company.Named one of "50 Most Beautiful People" by People Magazine. [2005]Had asthma as a child.She wanted to become an actress at the age of five.Became anorexic the same year she had a kidney infection.
Measurements: 34-24-34
Jess's media lineup:
Sonic (2006) (announced)
Into the Blue (2005) .... Sam
Fantastic Four (2005) .... Sue Storm
Sin City (2005) .... Nancy Callahan
... aka Frank Miller's Sin City (USA: complete title)
Honey (2003) .... Honey Daniels
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003) .... Selima
Dark Angel (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Max Guevara
"Dark Angel" (2000) TV Series .... Max Guevera/X5-452
... aka James Cameron's Dark Angel (USA)
Dark Angel (2000) (TV) .... Max Guevara
Paranoid (2000/I) .... Chloe
Idle Hands (1999) .... Molly
Never Been Kissed (1999) .... Kirsten Liosis
P.U.N.K.S. (1999) .... Samantha Swoboda
... aka Rebels
Too Soon for Jeff (1996) (TV)
"Flipper" (1995) TV Series (as Jessica Marie Alba) .... Maya Graham (1995-1996)
... aka The New Adventures of Flipper (USA)
Venus Rising (1995) .... Young Eve
Camp Nowhere (1994) (as Jessica Marie Alba) .... Gail
Wow. I am a man.
Frolicking like Alabama in a sprinkler casing eyeglass nudity every Wednesday, I swear, it's like some kind of disease! Casserole bigots won't stop throwing Jerry Seinfeld at me. It gets on my nerves.
Terrierrorist!
Anyways...
The show last night was killer. Except for all the weeners that thought they were awesome, especially the kid with the Green Day shirt. Man, he was sweet, and sarcasm runs rampid through this journal like Richard Gere runs through my mind. Dang it. I meant Jessica Alba. Pretty much every band there did really good. I was especially fond of Goodnight Julia and The Intrusive, not to say that anyt of the other bands weren't also incredible.
I also may be joining an experimental hardcore band with some fellow tuffkins I met at last nights gathering entitled Matt and Brendan. I may go over to Matt's house tomorrow and we'll dwell on our thoughts on the band, come up with a name, have intercourse, eat pizza, etc.. I hope it happens and we become killer sweet and everybody likes us and kids dance and we get signed and make billions and I marry my lil' Jesskins.
So school is pretty much the worst thing ever. There's pretty much little to no sweet kids in any of my classes except me and Josh totally have Mrs. Mixon again and that class is gonna pwn. I have Mrs. Harrison again (I had her my freshie year) and I totally forgot she has like hXc ADHD and we'll seriously mention like one thing and she can go off about it for like, the entire class. That should be a nice class. I hear Mrs. Lunsford is pretty much all about chocolate and math. Umm...sweet? (no pun intended)
I made up for my lack of Jess facts in the past few days. Here's my woman's stats (I'm surprised I didn't list these before)
Born: April 28, 1981
Birthplace:Ponoma, California
Nickname:Sky Angel
Height:5' 6½" (1.69 m)
Mini biography: Jessica Alba and her family moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, when she was an infant. Three years later, her Air Force father brought the family back to California, then to Del Rio, Texas, before finally settling in Southern California when Jessica was nine. In love with the idea of becoming an actress from the age of five, she was 12 before she took her first acting class. Nine months later she was signed by an agent. A gifted young actress, Jessica has already played a variety of roles ranging from light comedy to gritty drama since beginning her career. She made her feature film debut in 1993 in Hollywood Pictures' comedy Camp Nowhere (1994). Originally hired for two weeks, she got her break when an actress in a principal role suddenly dropped out. Jessica cheerfully admits it wasn't her prodigious talent or charm that inspired the director to tap her to take over the part--it was her hair, which matched the original performer's. The two-week job stretched to two months, and Jessica ended the film with an impressive first credit. Two national TV commercials for Nintendo and J.C. Penney quickly followed before Jessica was featured in several independent films. She branched out into TV in 1994 with a recurring role in Nickelodeon's popular comedy series "The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994). She played an insufferable young snob, devoted to making life miserable for the the title character, played by Larisa Oleynik. That same year she won the role of Maya in "Flipper" (1995) and filmed the pilot for the series. She spent 1995 shooting the first season's episodes in Australia. An avid swimmer and PADI-certified scuba diver, Jessica was delighted to be doing a show that allowed her to play with dolphins. The show's success guaranteed it a second season, which she also starred in. Her involvement in the show lasted from 1995 to 1997. Since the show ended, Jessica has appeared in a number of television shows and movies. In 1996 she appeared in Venus Rising (1995) as Young Eve. In 1997 she appeared on the "The Dini Petty Show" (1989), a Canadian talk show, and spoke about her role in "Flipper" and her general acting career. She began working on P.U.N.K.S. (1999), featuring Randy Quaid, in 1998. In early 1998 she appeared in "Brooklyn South" (1997), as Melissa. The same year she was in two episodes of "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) as Leanne and in two episodes of "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" (1998). She appeared in "Teen Magazine" in 1995 and various European magazines in the following several years. More importantly, she was featured in the February 1999, issue of "Vanity Fair". She also had major roles in two movies that year: Never Been Kissed (1999) and Idle Hands (1999). In 2000 she had roles in Paranoid (2000/I) and Dark Angel (2000) (TV).
Sister of Joshua Alba.Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]Her father is Mexican, her mother is of French and Danish descent.Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance Michael Weatherly this summer. [February 2002]Her show "Dark Angel" (2000) was canceled after two seasons on Fox.Vote #4 in the Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes in 2002 for her role as Max in "Dark Angel" (2000).Loves to play golf.Has started training in dance and Tae Bo two months prior to the start of scheduled filming on her new film, Honey (2003). [July 2002]
Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition. [June 2002]
Graduated high school at age 16.Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.
Her second cousin is skateboarding legend Steve "Salba" Alba.Broke off her long engagement to co-star Michael Weatherly ("Dark Angel" (2000)) in 2003 but has reconciled recently.She co-starred in one epidode of "Dark Angel" (2000) with her brother, Joshua Alba, entitled "...And Jesus Brought a Casserole." He played, Krit, one of her X-5 brothers who wanted to help destroy Manticore in the Season 1 finale.Mentioned in the D12 song "My Band".Was "Punk'd" (2003) on the Ashton Kutcher-hosted MTV show in 2003. Dax Shepard showed up fully nude at a clothing store Jessica was patronizing, following Miss Alba around the store and exposing his "business" to the blushing actress as she tried to shop for clothes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Michael Weatherly was a good sport after being informed it was all a practical joke, taped for the short-lived MTV show.Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.Ranked #12 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).
Said once in an interview that she began preparing her own meals as a child to control her weight and maintain her health. She said the food her family prepared led to weight problems for them, so she avoided that.After graduating from high school, she studied with William H. Macy and his wife, Felicity Huffman, at David Mamet's Atlantic Theater Company.Named one of "50 Most Beautiful People" by People Magazine. [2005]Had asthma as a child.She wanted to become an actress at the age of five.Became anorexic the same year she had a kidney infection.
Measurements: 34-24-34
Jess's media lineup:
Sonic (2006) (announced)
Into the Blue (2005) .... Sam
Fantastic Four (2005) .... Sue Storm
Sin City (2005) .... Nancy Callahan
... aka Frank Miller's Sin City (USA: complete title)
Honey (2003) .... Honey Daniels
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003) .... Selima
Dark Angel (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Max Guevara
"Dark Angel" (2000) TV Series .... Max Guevera/X5-452
... aka James Cameron's Dark Angel (USA)
Dark Angel (2000) (TV) .... Max Guevara
Paranoid (2000/I) .... Chloe
Idle Hands (1999) .... Molly
Never Been Kissed (1999) .... Kirsten Liosis
P.U.N.K.S. (1999) .... Samantha Swoboda
... aka Rebels
Too Soon for Jeff (1996) (TV)
"Flipper" (1995) TV Series (as Jessica Marie Alba) .... Maya Graham (1995-1996)
... aka The New Adventures of Flipper (USA)
Venus Rising (1995) .... Young Eve
Camp Nowhere (1994) (as Jessica Marie Alba) .... Gail
Wow. I am a man.
Frolicking like Alabama in a sprinkler casing eyeglass nudity every Wednesday, I swear, it's like some kind of disease! Casserole bigots won't stop throwing Jerry Seinfeld at me. It gets on my nerves.
Terrierrorist!